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''— You will see: there are here grown-ups who are just as so. ''*gives her an elbow with a wink*<br>
 
''— You will see: there are here grown-ups who are just as so. ''*gives her an elbow with a wink*<br>
 
''— Pecus! Rahlala, you incorrigible. Say: did you find the gazette?<br>
 
''— Pecus! Rahlala, you incorrigible. Say: did you find the gazette?<br>
''— Wait, we're first going to set you up in the tower!<br>
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''— Wait, we're first going to set you up in the tower!"<br>
 
He took the reins of the packers and accompanied her. Elea remained silent. She feared this moment. Certainly she will visit '''Kiwalie''', her friend, '''Theya''', her guard, '''Kity''', her niece. But she knew the legionnaries were there. She often met '''Naveruss''' at the bar in the past, but she ignored her. Pecus felt that she was not well.<br>
 
He took the reins of the packers and accompanied her. Elea remained silent. She feared this moment. Certainly she will visit '''Kiwalie''', her friend, '''Theya''', her guard, '''Kity''', her niece. But she knew the legionnaries were there. She often met '''Naveruss''' at the bar in the past, but she ignored her. Pecus felt that she was not well.<br>
 
''"Hey, move over, young people, my guest is here. Come on, li'l girl, get in there quick so I can show you your room. Right next to mine. ''*gives her a little slap on the booty so she'll enter*'' What? Don't look so surprised: if they think you're mine, they'll leave you alone."<br>
 
''"Hey, move over, young people, my guest is here. Come on, li'l girl, get in there quick so I can show you your room. Right next to mine. ''*gives her a little slap on the booty so she'll enter*'' What? Don't look so surprised: if they think you're mine, they'll leave you alone."<br>
Elea smiled and said to herself that he had thought of everything. This old Pecus who already served her the shooki when she was hunting here, on or under the bridge. They knew each other for so long that they had become friends. With each issue of the gazette, she read it with him, laughing at the bad taste of some people's clothes or when she recognized '''Robplus''', naked like a yubo. Ah and the day '''Nilstilar''''s pajamas appeared, Pecus had teased her well.<br>
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Elea smiled and said to herself that he had thought of everything. This old Pecus who already served her the shooki when she was hunting here, on or under the bridge. They knew each other for so long that they had become friends. With each issue of the gazette, she read it with him, laughing at the bad taste of some people's clothes or when she recognized '''Robplus''', naked like a yubo. Ah ! And the day '''Nilstilar''''s pajamas appeared, Pecus had teased her well.<br>
 
''"By the way, the delivery guys came by for your furniture. You've got a lot of stuff, say!<br>
 
''"By the way, the delivery guys came by for your furniture. You've got a lot of stuff, say!<br>
 
''— Uh… well. You know, I move so often that I'm attached to it. Besides, I wasn't named the Rybambel delivery girl for nothing. Twice in a row under '''Djiper''''s nose, ''*laughs*'' who was grumbling.<br>
 
''— Uh… well. You know, I move so often that I'm attached to it. Besides, I wasn't named the Rybambel delivery girl for nothing. Twice in a row under '''Djiper''''s nose, ''*laughs*'' who was grumbling.<br>
 
''— Bha, I was told he was always grumbling.<br>
 
''— Bha, I was told he was always grumbling.<br>
 
''— If he doesn't grumble, that's cause he's sick, I'm sure.<br>
 
''— If he doesn't grumble, that's cause he's sick, I'm sure.<br>
''— Well, I'll let you settle in. I booked you a place in the canteen, you'll see they make some great grilled Matis. ''*teases her*'' But nay, I know you're not a whitehorn. Ah! You're always reacting straight off to that. And then, you, who has run an inn, you could go help the cook; a good way to get yourself accepted"<br>
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''— Well, I'll let you settle in. I booked you a place in the canteen, you'll see they make some great grilled Matis. ''*teases her*'' But nay, I know you're not a whitehorn. Ah! You're always reacting straight off to that. And then, you, who has run an inn, you could go help the cook; a good way to get yourself accepted."<br>
 
Elea started unpacking and tidying up. Pecus was cute, he had booked her an apartment that looked very much like the one in the Marauder Camp. She put everything back the way it was.
 
Elea started unpacking and tidying up. Pecus was cute, he had booked her an apartment that looked very much like the one in the Marauder Camp. She put everything back the way it was.
 
<span style=color:red><sub>—————————————</sub><br>'''▼ TO TRANSLATE'''▼<br><sup>—————————————</sup></span>
 
  
 
===III.2 <span style="color: purple">Evenings without her</span> ===
 
===III.2 <span style="color: purple">Evenings without her</span> ===
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Here and there, heads appear and come to settle around the campfire where evenings were held.<br>
 
Here and there, heads appear and come to settle around the campfire where evenings were held.<br>
 
''"Well, who can read well? ''*looks at the assembly but hears no one answer*'' We are up shit creek....<br>
 
''"Well, who can read well? ''*looks at the assembly but hears no one answer*'' We are up shit creek....<br>
''"— I can try. I hope she wrote in Atysian.... I'm not good at it but I can try." ''*takes the dried leather and starts to read*
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''— I can try. I hope she wrote in Atysian.... I'm not good at it but I can try." ''*takes the dried leather and starts to read*
 
 
===III.3 <span style="color: purple">Les découvertes</span>===
 
''"Quand je suis arrivée sur l'île matisse, j'étais seule''
 
 
 
''— De quoi elle va nous parler cette fois? ''*dit un garde*
 
 
 
''— Chut! écoutes et on saura'' *répond la jeune garde qui lisait, toussote et reprend*
 
 
 
''"J'étais seule. Ma mère n'étant pas matisse, elle fut repoussée vers l'île fyros. Je grandis aux côté des Matis,ses homins hautains, droits comme des balais. Malgré leurs grands airs, je peux leurs reconnaître qu'ils ont un goût particulier ou plutôt qu'ils sont attentifs à leurs apparences. Les homines, toujours les cheveux tirés à quatre épingles, prennent grand soin de leurs tenues d'apparat avec leurs fines dentelles. Mais, j'étais curieuse de voir d'autres choses et je partis en désert. Là, je découvris mon gilet préféré." ''
 
 
 
''— Han elle nous parle chiffon, j'n'y crois pas.''
 
 
 
''— Quoi! c'est elle qui a fait ta tenue, nigaud! En plus, elle t'a fait la couleur que tu voulais''
 
 
 
''— Oui ''*bafouillant* ''c'est vrai, je voulais du vert''
 
 
 
''" le fyros est si pratique, tout est bien tenu quand je cours"''
 
 
 
''— Ah! C'est sûr, les roploplo sont tenus'' *dit un jeune garde en s'imaginant le décolleté plongeant qu'il aime tant*
 
 
 
''"Il fait fureur auprès de certains. Puis, je découvris mes manches préférées: les fyros, elles ne prennent pas trop de place dans mon sac, une fois roulées. Ensuite, je continuais ma visite de l'art de la couture en jungle. Là, je tombai amoureuse"''
 
  
''— Han! d'un zorai ?''
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===III.3 <span style="color: purple">Discoveries</span>===
 
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''"‘''When I arrived on the Matis island, I was alone…''’<br>
''"du gilet et oui encore un gilet. De là, je créai ma première tenue: [https://api.bmsite.net/char/render?angle=0&dir=0&race=ma&gender=f&hair=83/5&tattoo=1&eyes=0&head=igzhu/5&chest=iczalv/5&arms=igzau/5&hands=iczalg/5&feet=icmalb/5&legs=iczalp/5&size=large&morph=4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4&gabarit=7,7,7,7,7 mon maillot de bain]. ''
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''— What is she going to talk to us about this time? ''*says a guard*<br>
 
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''— Hush! Listen and we'll know ''*replies the young reading guard, who clears her throat and resumes*'' ‘''... I was alone. My mother not being Matis, she was pushed back to the Fyros island. I grew up with the Matis, these haughty homins, straight as brooms. Despite their great airs, I can recognize that they have a particular taste, or rather that they are attentive to their appearance. The homines, always with their hair pulled back, take great care of their formal outfits decorated with fine lace. But I was curious to see other things and I went to the desert. There I discovered my favorite vest.''’<br>
''Je fus une des premières à mixer les éléments de légères. Je n'aime vraiment pas cette tenue de nonne, que portaient toutes les matis; elle est trop sage pour moi. Ni Tregian, ni Damaa ne m'auraient contredit. Un jour, je cherchais à découvrir la moyenne zorai. Mais voilà, même en jungle, personne ne la cousait, ni même ne la connaissait. Je fis appel à tous les couturiers d'armure moyenne de ma liste de contacts: Req, Caska, Zuran, Tsurani... A cette époque, les armures moyennes étaient peu portées. Elles n'étaient qu'élément d'appart. Donc le peu d'artisans sachant les crafter ne le faisait que pour leurs guildes.''
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''— Han! She's talking us fashion. I don't believe it!<br>
 
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''— What? She made your outfit, silly! Plus, she made you the color you wanted.<br>
''<span style="color: purple">[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=8459 ¤ Achète armure moyenne]</span>''
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''— Yes… ''*babbles*'' that's right, I wanted green.<br>
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''— ‘''The fyros one is so handy, everything is well held when I run.''’<br>
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''— Ah, for sure, boobies are held. ''*says a young guard imagining the plunging neckline he loves so much*<br>
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''— ‘''It's all the rage with some people. Then I discovered my favorite sleeves: the fyros ones, which don't take up too much space in my bag, once rolled. Then I continued my tour of the art of jungle sewing. And there I fell in love...''’<br>
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''— Han! With a zorai?''<br>
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''— ‘''… the vest. And yes, a vest again. From there, I created my first outfit: [https://api.bmsite.net/char/render?angle=0&dir=0&race=ma&gender=f&hair=83/5&tattoo=1&eyes=0&head=igzhu/5&chest=iczalv/5&arms=igzau/5&hands=iczalg/5&feet=icmalb/5&legs=iczalp/5&size=large&morph=4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4&gabarit=7,7,7,7,7 my swimsuit]. I was also one of the first to mix light armor elements. I really don't like this nun outfit that all Matis hominas wore; it's too well-behaved for me. Neither '''Tregian''' nor '''Damaa''' would have contradicted me. One day, I search to discover the Zorai average armor. But even in the jungle, nobody sewed it, nor even knew it. I called all the medium armor sewers on my contact list: '''Req''', '''Caska''', '''Zuran''', '''Tsurani'''.... At that time, the medium armors were not worn much. They were only elements formal wear. So the few crafters who knew how to make them only did it for their guilds.''’<br>
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''— Formal wear? Uh... I use it for dueling and shooting!<br>
''— Tenue d'apparat? Euh je m'en sers en duel et en tir.''
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''— Yeah weird. She doesn't say anything about her battle dress?<br>
 
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''— Does she have one?<br>
''— Oui bizarre. Elle ne dit rien sur sa tenue de combat?''
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''— Yes, she was wearing one when I ran into her at an OP battle.<br>
 
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''— Rooh! The seamstress, you sure?<br>
''— Elle en a une?''
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''— Yes! She was helping the kamists but she was wearing a light one not a medium one. She was healin'. Another time, I saw her with a strange heavy one.<br>
 
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''— Come on! Read us the rest.<br>
''— Oui elle en portait une quand je l'ai croisé sur une bataille d'Op.''
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''— Bha, you'll have to wait until tomorrow.<br>
 
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''— Huh? There's nothing left… She stops like that? Erf... the pickaxe."
''— Roh la couturière, t'es sûr? ''
 
 
 
''— Oui! elle aidait les kamis mais elle portait une légère pas une moyenne. Elle healait. Une autre fois, je l'ai aperçu avec une étrange lourde.''
 
 
 
''— Allez! Lis nous la suite''
 
 
 
''— Bha! Faudra attendre demain''
 
 
 
''— Hein! Y a pu rien...elle s'arrête comme ça? erf ...la pioche"''
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.4 <span style="color: purple">Les découvertes (suite)</span>===
 
''"Alors voyons, où je me suis arrêtée, ah vi à Zuran"'' *dit Elea en s'installant à son bureau. Une fois son pli fini, elle l'envoya en yzam au camp*
 
 
 
Les d'jeuns attendaient avec impatience ce fameu pli qui donnait suite au précédent. Un garde cria "l'voilà" et l'on vit sortir des petites têtes ci et là et s'installer autour du feu.
 
 
 
''"Heureusement pour moi, Zuran avait le savoir faire de la moyenne zorai sans jamais l'avoir tester. Il m'en confectionna une en blanc. Et là "waouh" je mis mes mains de suite sur mes ploplo et renfilai un autre gilet." ''
 
 
 
''— Hihi Zuran a du être content''
 
 
 
''"Je ne portai jamais pu ce gilet en public ou dans de rares occasions. Par contre, j'avais trouvé [https://api.bmsite.net/char/render?angle=0&dir=0&race=ma&%20amp;gender=f&hair=83/5&tattoo=1&eyes=0&head=igfhu%20/7&chest=icfamv_2/7&arms=iczams_2/7&hands=icfamg_2/7&%20amp;feet=icfamb_2/7&legs=iczamp_2/7&size=large&morph=%204,4,4,4,4,4,4,4&gabarit=7,7,7,7,7 ma tenue moyenne]. ''
 
 
''Ca n'est que bien plus tard que je créai ma lourde. Je chassais si peu avec des armes que je conservais, dans mon dressing une vieille lourde violette, cadeau de Dwilasteh, que Molitor euh ou Paaf m'avait crafté. Il faut vous rappeler qu'au début je ne voulais porter que du violet. Mais un jour, j'inventai [https://api.bmsite.net/char/render?angle=0&dir=0&race=ma&%20amp;gender=f&hair=83/5&tattoo=1&eyes=0&head=igthu%20/7&chest=icmahv/7&arms=icfahs/7&hands=iczamg/7&fe%20et=icmahb/7&legs=ictahp/7&size=large&morph=4,4,4,4,4,%204,4,4&gabarit=7,7,7,7,7. ma lourde]. Il me semble qu'Yzatis avait le même style. Meteer se chargea de me la crafter avec les Mp que je lui fournis.
 
''Souvenez vous: au début du premier exode, il était difficile de trouver son équipement. Les crafteurs ne fabriquaient que pour leurs maisons. Quand les crafteurs furent moins nombreux, je craftai des années pour tous. Il est temps de laisser la place aux jeunes ou à ceux qui se plaignent que c'est trop cher; à eux, je leur donne mes aiguilles. Allez! faites votre Atys. Ouvrez votre marché. Faites votre histoire. Nuitée les d'jeuns.
 
 
 
''— Han un marché où je pourrais acheter son maillot de bain'' *dit une jeune garde*
 
 
 
''— Tu crois qu'il y avait des mannequins aux marchés?'' *dit un autre garde*
 
 
 
''— Ta mannequin, c'est moi!'' *lui répondit son homine en lui donnant une tape derrière la tête*
 
 
 
Les d'jeuns s'amusèrent à défiler et à parler de fanfreluches quand, soudain le sage arriva.
 
 
 
''"Allez! Tous dans vos chambres! Demain, vous avez entraînement"''
 
 
 
Le sage rit en les voyant tous détaler.
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.5 <span style="color: purple">Un faux pas</span>===
 
Les funérailles de Lopyrech eurent lieu à Thesos. Elles se finirent par une tournée dans le bar de Thesos. Chacun but en sa mémoire une choppe ou deux de shooki spéciale cuvée 20 ans d'âge. Pecus gardait cette cuvée pour de rares occasions. Et celle ci en était une. Elea était des convives. Après deux choppes, son ami Pecus l'envoya à Pyr pour prévenir du retard de l'assemblée au conseil qui devait se tenir à l'Agora. Il lui confia aussi la tâche de commander des tonneaux de shooki supplémentaires pour la prochaine livraison. Hélas, arrivée au bar, le barman lui offrit une shooki. Elle prévenut le barman que Pecus risquerait de tomber en panne de shooki si ses convives y restaient trop longtemps. Il dit ''"Pecus en rupture ? pas possible!"'' Quand soudain les Légionnaires et leurs convives arrivèrent.
 
 
 
Le barman les connaissait bien. Ils papotèrent de ci et de çà, d'une charrette d'un commerçant matis qui fut retournée sur la route, non loin de Pyr. Tout semblait un peu s'embrouiller dans la tête d'Elea. La jeune shooki qu'elle venait de boire lui faisait tounrern la tête. Elle ne sait comment, elle en arriva là, mais, elle donna une tape sur le popotin d'Azazor qui lui marchait sur le pied. Azazor la foudroya du regard. Elle se sentit rajeunir et se trouver face aux matis du temps jadis. Il grommela. Elle comprit que son geste ne serait pas pardonné. La soirée se prolongea à l'Agora à écouter les inetrrogatoires des uns et des autres sur les morts suspectes d'Abycus Zekops et de Thulam Cekaps. Elea somnolait à moitié sous l'effet de la mauvaise shooki de Pyr.
 
 
 
Le lendemain, en bonne voisine, elle décida de se faire pardonner. Elle prépara un panier avec des cookies et une bonne bouteille de shooki 30 ans d'âge. Comme elle ne trouvait pas les mots justes pour s'excuser, elle fut brève "pardon, la shooki parfois ne me réussit pas, Elea". Le surlendemain, elle retrouva son panier avec de la viande séchée à l'intérieur et un mot qu'elle réussit à peine à déchiffrer ''"Akep! ....ma spécialité....goûtez..."'' Elea goûta donc ce met. Ca lui rappela un peu le goût du bébé fyros que Shen lui avait fait manger à l'aveugle mais en plus amer. Pour le remercier et, peu convaincue par cette spécialité, elle fit parvenir un mot à Azazor "Merci pour ses mets croquants et étonnants."
 
 
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.6 <span style="color: purple">Un faux pas (fin)</span>===
 
Quelques jours passèrent, Elea avait encore un doute pour cette spécialité. Elle croisa Naveruss et tenta de lui en toucher un mot. La fyrette fut d'abord étonnée d'apprendre que Azazor avait cuisiné un plat. Après, elle comprit que ça n'était pas de la cuisine mais juste de la viande séchée. Elle dit à Elea qu'un jour Azazor lui avait donné de la viande avariée pour la rendre malade. Et, que, du coup, elle lui avait rendu avec une viande pimentée ou autre qui avait fait grand effet.
 
 
 
Elea était attristée, elle venait de comprendre qu'Azazor n'était pas du genre à pardonner ou était très taquin. Elle demanda alors conseil à Naveruss:
 
 
 
''"Dis moi, qu'est ce qu'il aime Azazor, à part sa capitaine?
 
 
 
''— La shooki
 
 
 
''— Erf je lui en ai déjà offert avec mes cookies
 
 
 
''— Du shalah... il adore le shalah bouilli"''
 
 
 
Elea partit chasser du shalah. A son retour à Thesos, elle croisa Naveruss. Elle l'aiderait surement. Elle mit une marmite sur le feu et prépara le ragoût de shalah: grilla les poils, coupa en morceaux et jeta le tout dans la marmite avec de la shooki, des graines de sarina et de l'écorce pimentée. Elle laissa frémir puis rajouta une poudre qu'elle sortit d'un sachet. Elle fit goûter à Naveruss qui dit
 
 
 
''"C'est pas mal
 
 
 
''— Oh'' *Elea fit la moue* ''pas mal? que manque-t-il?
 
 
 
''— De l'essence d'occyx
 
 
 
''— Mais! ça va brüler...
 
 
 
''— C' est bon quand ça sent le bruler"''
 
 
 
Elea trouvait étrange les goûts de l'homine. Elle versa de l'essence dans la gamelle de Naveruss qui semblait trouver ça meilleur. Pourtant Naveruss n'était pas rassurante. Elle avait prévenu Eleanide que, si c'était mauvais, les fyros s'en souviendraient. Elle mit alors un peu plus de shooki et ne versa pas d'essence d'occyx dans la marmite. Elea attendit aux côtés de Naveruss que ça refroidisse. Elle papotèrent un peu. Naveruss chercha à savoir de quoi Elea voulait se faire pardonner.
 
 
 
''"Bah! Avant le conseil, l'autre jour, j'ai goûté la shooki du bar de Pyr. Mais, elle était un peu verte et m'a fait tourner la tête. Et hélas pour moi, Azazor me faisait dos me marchant sur les pieds. Je lui ai mis une tape au popotin pour qu'il se pousse. De là, il s'est retourné comme une jeunette avec un regard foudroyant. J'ai cru avoir en face de moi un matis avec un balai dans le popotin.
 
 
 
''— Fallait le traiter d'homine
 
 
 
''— Oh! je n'ai pas osé, vu son regard, je me suis dit qu'il pardonnerait ce geste sous l'effet d'une mauvaise shooki. Mais, il m'a dit direct "Ne confond pas amitié et supporter" ou un truc du genre
 
 
 
''— Ralala t'en fais toute une histoire, fallait le taper plus fort. Moi, quand je lui donne une baffe, il semble aimer ça, alors je recommence"''
 
 
 
Et les deux homines papotèrent un peu plus longuement jusqu' à ce qu'Elea puisse amener la marmite à la cantine. Bien sûr, elle en réserva à Azazor dans un faitout qu'elle fit porter à ses quartiers en espérant que, cette fois, le début du pardon serait là.
 
 
 
Hélas, les jours passèrent. Elea guettait. Mais pas de Azazor en vue. Elle interrogea le vendeur de gazette qui ne disait mot mis à part "Désolé je n'ai pas de nouvelle gazette". Le bruit courait que Azazor s'était enfermé chez lui. Elea promis que l'on y reprendra pu avec cette shooki de Pyr.
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.7 <span style="color: purple">Les boissons </span>===
 
Elea trainait souvent au coin du feu de Thesos, non loin du vendeur de gazette qui restait sans nouvelle d'Azazor. Un jour, un jeune garde lui dit:
 
 
 
''"T'es pas au bar? t'devrait aller au bar de Fh y a du monde là-bas. Les Trykers y méditent ''*dit le jeune garde d'un air taquin*
 
 
 
''— Ils dégustent.''*dit Elea en souriant*
 
 
 
''— Hein?
 
 
 
''— Et bien, oui, as-tu déjà goûté à cette fameuse [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=17446 carte des boissons]?
 
 
 
''— Non! je suis fyros, elle est pas assez costaud.
 
 
 
''— Tu devrais, tu en découvrirais toute l'ampleur. Les vieux trykers y emmènent leurs d'jeuns pour y faire leur apprentissage. C'est une tradition qu'il ne faudrait pas perdre'' *rit*.'' Après tout, c'est ainsi qu'ils trouvent l'inspiration pour les boutades, bon et...aussi le courage pour leurs combats. ''*prenant à son tour son air taquin*
 
 
 
''Par une journée de 2534, pendant mon séjour en Lacs, au côté de Prysma, je suis allée au bar pour "déguster" quelques breuvages. Quelle idée, j'ai eu là! Après le cocktail de yubo, puis la liqueur de psychopla et surtout après quelques verres de câlroch que j'avais trouvé plus à mon goût, je me suis affalée sur un des pouf pour écouter [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=25847 chanter] Prysma.''
 
 
 
Elle me rapporta, le lendemain, que j'avais chanté [http://silverphenix.free.fr/kamidador.mp3 Kamidador]
 
 
 
''— kami quoi? c'est quoi ce truc?
 
 
 
''— Euh'' *sourit et s'éclaircit la voix*
 
 
 
 
 
Je n'ai pas peur de me promener,
 
 
 
Partant du tp des primes PVP,
 
 
 
Même si je suis par nature kara
 
 
 
Je sais que quelqu'un m'healera
 
 
 
Je ne sais pas si quelqu'un me tuera
 
 
 
Quelqu'un qui ne peut pas blairer les kara
 
 
 
Et encore moins notre déesse Jena
 
 
 
En tout cas je bougerai pas
 
 
 
 
 
Même si je suis pro-kara
 
 
 
Je sais que quelqu'un m'healera
 
 
 
Et si personne ne vient
 
 
 
Je chanterai jusqu'au matin
 
 
 
 
 
On a vu des kami healer des pro-kara
 
 
 
On a vu des kami healer des pro-kara
 
 
 
 
 
Je n'ai pas peur des mago offeur
 
 
 
Ni des Bloudi exterminateurs
 
 
 
J'ai tué des yubo alors même pas peur
 
 
 
Sans parler des grands kinchers
 
 
 
 
 
J'aimerais bien devenir le plus fort
 
 
 
Plus vous refaire le coup du gars qu'est mort
 
 
 
Mais là sur ma tête y'a le roi rendor
 
 
 
Alors juste une fois encore
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Même si je suis pro-kara
 
 
 
Je sais que quelqu'un m'healera
 
 
 
Et si personne ne vient
 
 
 
Je chanterai jusqu'au matin
 
 
 
 
 
On a vu des kami healer des pro-kara
 
 
 
On a vu des kami healer des pro-kara
 
 
 
 
 
Des grognements se firent entendre autour d'elle
 
 
 
''"Hey! Toi! que chantes-tu là?'' *dit un vieux garde interpellé par certains mots
 
 
 
''— Une vieille chanson'' *dit Pecus qui passait par là avec un ton protecteur* ''Tiens prend de la shooki plutôt que de grogner'' *se retournant vers lui et lui tendant une bouteille de shooki* ''Et la cantine, Elea, tu as oubliée, il est l'heure, on t'y attend''
 
 
 
''— Ah vi il est bientôt l'heure pour la caserne de manger.
 
 
 
''— Quoi? c'est la nouvelle cantinière?
 
 
 
''— Bha! Réveilles toi, ça fait plus d'une saison qu'elle te sert à la cantine
 
 
 
''— Je regarde pas les matis...
 
 
 
''— Regarde la mieux, tu verras que ça en est pas une"'' *dit Pecus*
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.8 <span style="color: purple">Les boissons (suite)</span>===
 
''"Hey la cantinière! T'as fini de chanter?
 
 
 
''— Hihi oui pour aujourd'hui, c'est fini. Je risque de faire pleuvoir la sève sinon''*sourit*
 
 
 
''— Ton ragoût de bodoc était pas mauvais la dernière fois mais ça manquait d'un petit quelque chose.
 
 
 
''— Ah?
 
 
 
''— Passe voir Lydix Deps, à "La patte du Yubo", il aura des astuces à te donner"''
 
 
 
Elea gardait un mauvais souvenir de son passage au bar de Pyr. Mais, pour satisfaire le garde et ses papilles, elle s'y rendit.
 
 
 
''"Akep! la cantinière, alors, tu viens encore attirer la foudre de quelques fyros?
 
 
 
''— Non, on m'envoie à toi pour des astuces de cuisine
 
 
 
''— Oh? des astuces à boire tu veux dire?'' *lui proposant déjà un verre d'affreuse shooki*
 
 
 
''— Je suis preneuse de tes astuces, mais, ta shooki, sans te vexer, je vais l'éviter...
 
 
 
''— Tiens! Prend celle-ci, la dernière fois, elle avait tournée. Que connais-tu aux boissons?
 
 
 
''— Euh...j'ai une liste'' *lui tend la [[Boisson|liste répertoriant les boissons]]*
 
 
 
''— Mouais t'en connais déjà pas mal et je sais que tu te fournis auprès de Pecus. Je n'ai rien à t'apprendre. Va voir Ba'Naer Liffan au bar de la Fourche du Bon Marché.''
 
 
 
Elea déchira un pacte vers Fairhaven. Elle se dirigea vers le bar, saluant de son sourire habituel les homins qu'elle connaissait sur son chemin.
 
 
 
''" Kikoo Ba'Naer
 
 
 
''— Oulla la lanceuse de pioches est de retour dans mon bar?
 
 
 
''— Hihi non, Lydix m'envoie à toi. Il m'a dit que tu aurais des astuces de cuisine à me donner.
 
 
 
''— Bah! c'est simple, tu rajoutes un peu de miel et de shookilat dans tes sauces. Ca les rend plus rondes et plus onctueuses
 
 
 
''— Tu es sûr que tu me parles de sauces là? ''*lui faisant un sourire taquin* ''La garde fyros pense que mes plats manquent de fouet
 
 
 
''— Pour le fouet, vas voir ton amie Kiwalie'' *riant* ''Rajoute un peu de lait fermenté dans tes recettes. Tu verras, ça va leurs faire changer d'avis. Ne mets pas de bière, ils la trouvent trop amère ([https://ryzom.siela1915.com/rp/download/gazette_du_desert/gazette_du_desert_1.pdf gazette], page3) Ces fyros....ils ne peuvent se passer de nous. Après tout! On a ouvert la route de l'eau avec eux. (page 5 et 6)
 
 
 
Elea remercia et salua Ba'Naer. En déchirant son pacte vers Thesos, elle entendit:
 
 
 
''"Oublies pas de t'inscrire au [https://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=33462 concours du plus grand buveur d'Atys] ou à la tournée des bars la prochaine fois. Ca me fera plaisir de te revoir trainer ici"''
 
 
 
Mais elle était déjà entrain de concocter, dans sa tête, la popotte du soir.
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.9 <span style="color: purple">La cuisine</span>===
 
''" Rah! j'ai goûté un pichet que tu as laissée trainer en cuisine, brrrr c'était affreux'' *dit le jeune garde*
 
 
 
''— Hihi bonjour. Le Lait fermenté? C'est sûr que le yubo à la moutarde est meilleur.
 
 
 
''— Euh tu parles de cuisine là hein?
 
 
 
''— Oui'' *sourit*
 
 
 
''— Mais tu as un yubo apprivoisé, toi?'' *lui coupant la parole*
 
 
 
''— Oui Bipbip est mon plus fidèle compagnon. Il me suit partout. Enfin ... il reste dans mon sac dès que le danger se fait sentir'' *rit*
 
 
 
''— C'est lui qui fait pipi partout?''
 
 
 
''— Mais non'' *sourit* ''il est gentil et a du cœur. Il mord les mollets des vilains qui s'approchent trop près et il fait pipi sur les jupes des vilaines.''
 
 
 
''— Hey! il va passer à la casserole s'il me fait çà.''
 
 
 
''— Déjà, il faudrait que tu l'attrapes.''
 
 
 
''— Mais, il mange du yubo aussi?''
 
 
 
''— Non lui, il est végétalien. C'est moi qui miam du yubo à la moutarde. Au départ, c'est Shen qui m'a cuisiné [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=21893 un frippo à la moutarde].
 
Et c'est lui qui voulait me faire découvrir un restaurant tenu par la Fédération du commerce. Mais le cuistot avait craqué, [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=10669 il avait quitté la Fédé]. Après...je comprend sa guilde, il ne changeait jamais le menu (post20)
 
 
 
''— Tu as d'autres recettes que le frippo?''
 
 
 
''— Oulla! Que oui, j'ai un carnet complet de vieilles recettes datant d"Au yubo sevré". Il y a les [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=20391 pepitryks des lacs]
 
 
 
''— Euh...c'est quoi?
 
 
 
''— L'ancêtre du cookie de Kiwalie'' *sourit*. ''Et puis, [https://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Saucyzon le saucyzon du yubo ensaucissoné avec du stinga], [https://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Les_brochettes_de_Kincher_au_miel les brochettes de kincher au miel], [https://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Rago%C3%BBt_de_messab_sauce_stinga le ragoût de messab] moins bon que le ragoût que je vous ai fait au shalah
 
 
 
''— Ah vi ton ragoût, il manquait un peu de feu. Hey! C'est quoi le yubo sevré?
 
 
 
''— Ah ça'' *soupire* ''une auberge que je tenais en forêt avec Kresouille et Glorfindou'' *Elea répondait mais partait déjà vers la tour de gardes avec son air nostalgique*
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.10 <span style="color: purple">Au Yubo sevré</span>===
 
''"Alors cette auberge? Avec Kressouille?'' *demanda Pecus*
 
 
 
''— Oh! Je vois que les bruits courent jusqu'à toi'' *rit*
 
 
 
''— Que veux-tu... Alors tu me racontes?''
 
 
 
''— Il y avait Kresselack, dit Kressouille la fripouille, il guettait toujours sous ma jupe quand je mourais en primes. Il disait "on sait jamais, il y a peut-être un mob qui se cache là". Glorfindel, nommé Glorfindou le filou, vérifiait avec lui. Pourtant, ils savaient tous deux qu'ils avaient droit au coup de pioche une fois que j'étais relevée.''
 
 
 
''-Tous des pervers ces matis'' *dit Pecus en riant*
 
 
 
''— Deux filous attendrissants, toujours disponibles pour m'escorter en primes ou en ballades, là, où les spot étaient agro. A cette époque, les patrouilles de kirostas avaient une très bonne vue. On bougeait à peine, qu'à 125m, elles nous repéraient.''
 
 
 
''— Vous étiez que tous les trois dans l'auberge?''
 
 
 
''— Non, j'ai aussi logé Minimag et Toray, deux anciens et amis de Kresselack et Glorfindel. Puis, comme ils s'ennuyaient, ils ont voulu former des petits. Et vinrent Fee, Nesryl et Dadedo. Ils étaient, en tout cas au début, inséparables. Toray faisait la nounou ''*rit*
 
 
 
''— Bah tu tenais une guilde du coup?''
 
 
 
''— Nha! j'avais précisé, dès le départ:'' *parlant avec une grosse voix* ''"Vous voulez former des petits, ok, je les loge, nourris mais, vous les former. Je ne m'en occupe pas." Ils aimaient tellement ma cuisine qu'ils ont squatté quelques années mon auberge. Ils adoraient le yubo à la moutarde et les ribs de gingos au miel. Les yubos, c'est ainsi que je nommais mes habitués, demandaient souvent: des côtes de bodoc grillées accompagnées d'une sauce aux graines de caprice...Ah et du frippo à la sauce shooki accompagné de sa salade de psychoplas.''
 
 
 
''— Mais, ils sont partis?''
 
 
 
''— Oui! Finalement, je m'y étais attachés. Ils ont grandi. Fee fut la première à partir par les racines. A force de chasser dans les Lacs, Dadedo décida d'y vivre avec sa femme Hannadiha. Il devint un fervent tryker karavanier. Nesry, elle, tomba amoureuse de l'art fyros. Elle commença par ne me demander que des armures et armes fyros puis devint une belle akenak respectée.''
 
 
 
''— Et les vieux?
 
 
 
— *rit* ''Et bien, à mon retour d'un très long voyage, ils avaient rejoind les Gardiens du Savoir, une nouvelle guilde kara qui était tenue par Zenox un ami, et, la jeune Nanouh. Mes yubos avaient tous repris leurs routes"'' *sourit en buvant une dernière shooki*
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.11 <span style="color: purple">La cuisine (suite)</span>===
 
''"Tu as fermé ton auberge après le départ de tes amis?'' *dit Pecus le soir suivant*
 
 
 
''— Non, j'ai cuisiné pour d'autres. J'ai parcouru Atys pour découvrir de nouveaux mets quand, en rendant visite à Nesryl, dans le désert, je trouvai une recette à base de miel: le caramel. J'en faisais une plaque que je concassais en petits dés. J'en proposais sur les marchés. C'est ainsi qu'une trykette, appelée StCentor, m'en commanda, chaque semaine, pour sa monture qui adorait ça. ''
 
 
 
''— Tu proposais d'autres gourmandises sur le marché?''
 
 
 
''— Je proposais souvent des petits shookilats et des caramels. Je les accompagnais du fameux café de Zoreille. C'est lui qui m'avait fait découvrir cette boisson chaude lors de longues séances de forage à Towerbridge. Ah! et parfois, je proposais la liqueur de psychoplas que j'ai connu grâce à Shen. Mais, je proposais toujours ta liqueur de shooki et particulièrement ta cuvée spéciale vieillie en fût d'orme que je te fais revenir de Forêt. C'est, peut être, ça qui lui donnait un petit goût particulier, rond.''
 
 
 
Plus tard, j'ai fermé l'auberge car je n'avais plus le goût de cuisiner
 
 
 
''— Oh c'est dommage. J'y aurait bien été goûté du bipbip à la moutarde'' *regardant bipbip en rigolant*
 
 
 
''— Voyons Bipbip est bien trop vieux, sa viande serait trop sèche'' *caressant Bipbip pour le rassurer*
 
 
 
''— Hey! Tu ne faisais pas des recettes matis? comme du bébé de fyros grillé?''
 
 
 
''— Ah les légendes... Shen m'en fit un jour goûter sans que je ne le sache; Je partis bouder une semaine en primes. A mon retour, il portait Fanfang. Plus tard, ma tite Nesryl, une de mes protégés me raconta ce qu'elle vécut un peu dans le désert à sa garnison. Rallala quand j'y songe [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=34498 du matis de laie au shooki] grrrrrrrrrr''
 
 
 
''Ah! Cette petite akenak m'a vraiment étonnée par ses choix.'' *soupire* ''mon grand désespoir...une fois grande, elle ne voulut porter que du fyros. Le comble pour une tatie couturière'' *fait la moue*
 
 
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.12 <span style="color: purple">Reporteurs et magazines</span>===
 
''"Hey! la couturière. Tu as laissé tomber çà, la dernière fois ''*lui tend une gazette du désert*
 
 
 
''— Ah merci, notre lecture préférée avec Pecus.''
 
 
 
''— Pecus? ''
 
 
 
''— Vi mon vieil ami barman de Thesos. D'ailleurs, il a connu le premier reporter d'Atys.''
 
 
 
''— Ah? c'était il y a longtemps?''
 
 
 
''— Oulla MVG était le plus grand reporter des premières heures. En 2525, il rapporta l'invasion kittins du Premier Grand Essaim puis fit des reportages en commençant par "si vous avez raté..." sur tous les événements d'Atys. [http://eclaireur-atys.forumsactifs.com/t944-event-k-k-il-etait-deux-fois-vendredi-12oct-21h-tp-capitales Ce reporter,] qui ne quittait jamais son casque, était très apprécié.''
 
 
 
''— Oh! Il avait peur de recevoir ta pioche?''
 
 
 
— * rit* ''En ce temps, je n'avais pas encore cette habitude.''
 
 
 
''<span style="color: purple">[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=16254 ¤ Si vous avez raté le Tournoi Fyros-Zorai]</span>''
 
 
 
''<span style="color: purple">[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=31750 ¤ Si vous avez raté. . . .]</span>''
 
 
 
''La première presse, que je connus, fut la Nouvelle feuille d'Atys. En fait, elle était là, avant que je n'arrive sur le continent, en 2525. Hélas, je n'ai pas de trace de cette feuille, j'étais bien trop jeune pour penser à stocker tout çà. Par contre, j'ai quelques exemplaires de celle de Prysma et ses amis dans les lacs, en 2527, "[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=12610 la gazette des grands lacs]". Il y était rapporté les faits du quotidien.''
 
 
 
Puis, il y eut mon fidèle ami Misugi qui fit de grands reportages sur fond musical
 
''— Le Misugi qui fit des tournois?''
 
 
 
''— Vi, lui même, depuis toujours il aimait parcourir Atys à la recherche de décors pour quelques aventures: [http://videos.misulud.fr/index.php/fr/?video=kitiniere l'attaque d'une kitinière], ou le [http://videos.misulud.fr/index.php/fr/?video=tournament-of-shadows combat entre deux maisons], ou [http://videos.misulud.fr/index.php/fr/?video=ryzom-3years des moments magiques].
 
Puis, en 2532, apparut une autre gazette, dans un autre registre "la gazette du tryker souriant". Le "journal" était rédigé par MacFay, un tryker bien connu pour ses polémiques. Cette fois, il lançait le bruit [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=21852 de traffic, de transfuges...]''
 
 
 
''Pour ce soir, on va finir par mon reportage préféré, Misugi le fit pendant notre Grand Exode de 2540 à 2542, "[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ggv1 Atys fly]". J'en ai gardé le cube.''
 
 
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.13 <span style="color: purple">Reporteurs et magazines (suite)</span>===
 
''"Bankun la couturière, tu nous parles du magazine''
 
 
 
''— Kikoo les d'jeuns, duquel?''
 
 
 
''— Bha! Celui que tu tiens dans tes mains précieusement''
 
 
 
''— Ah! Il est vieux, il date de 2537. C'est la première fois que je voyais les homins s'arracher un magazine:"[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=29843 Playhomin]"''
 
 
 
''— Ah? Hey! montr' moi voir çà'' *lui arrachant un des magazines des mains* ''Roh! La jolie fyrette''
 
 
 
''<span style="color: purple">[http://gatdesign.free.fr/TerroR/ryzom/playhomin.jpg ¤ Playhomin 1]</span>''
 
 
 
''<span style="color: purple">[http://gatdesign.free.fr/TerroR/ryzom/playhomin2.jpg ¤ Playhomin 2]</span>''
 
 
 
''— Oui...Helys était une des plus jolies fyrettes mais aussi une filoute. C'est elle qui créa les Disciples de Bremmen qui organisèrent [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=28495 un marché noir.] Elle proposa aussi les services de sa guilde.''
 
 
 
''— Oh? comme courtisanes? woaw cool''
 
 
 
''— Mais, nah, en tant que mercenaires. Les Cosa furent les suivants, Bon, revenons à nos reporters. Il y eut StCentor qui, en plus d'être une grande animatrice événementielle, fit un [http://www.centor.ch/Ryzom/ reportage] sur chacune de ses animations.''
 
 
 
''Voyons, en 2552, je retombai sur une feuille très consensuelle "[http://atys.ryzom.com/news/315 l'Ecorce fraîche]". Elle remplaça les crieurs de rue.''
 
 
 
''Puis, elle fut remplacée par la [http://app.ryzom.com/app_forum/index.php?page=topic/view/19595/1#%201 gazette d'Atys] qui eut le privilège d'annoncer la nuit des étoiles. Hélas, elle disparut aussi vite qu'elle n'était apparue.''
 
 
 
''Puis vint Azazor, notre sauveur. Enfin une gazette avec du croustillant: [https://ryzom.siela1915.com/rp/ "la gazette du désert"]. On est en 2588''
 
 
 
''— Woaw c'est si vieux que ça?''
 
 
 
''— Azazor parfois aimerait partir en retraite. Mais, il ne voudrait pas que sa gazette s'arrête. Il y a bien eu Refya et son [http://app.ryzom.com/app_forum/index.php?page=topic/view/27080/ Atys mag] en 2593''
 
 
 
''<span style="color: purple">[http://deriton.apparemment.fr/Atys-mag-proto-001.pdf ¤ Atys mag I]</span>''
 
 
 
''<span style="color: purple">[http://deriton.apparemment.fr/Atys-mag-002.pdf ¤ Atys mag II]</span>''
 
 
 
''— Ah! oui, Atys mag, on n'en trouve déjà plus...''
 
 
 
''— Hélas, plus de parution pour le moment. J'espère qu'Azazor tiendra bon. J'ai l'habitude de lire sa gazette avec Pecus. Ce serait dommage que "cette tradition" se perde comme Atys fleur. En attendant filez à Thesos.''
 
 
 
''— Voir ton ami Pecus le barman?''
 
 
 
''— Mais, non *sourit* allez acheter la nouvelle gazette auprès de Piion Boethus qui aime squatter le feu de camp central.''
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.14 <span style="color: purple">Les mariages</span>===
 
Eleanide reçut un pli du camp maraudeur. Elle s'installa à son bureau pour le lire. Les jeunes gardes réclamaient de ses nouvelles ne la voyant plus aux détours des chemins. Elea était restée cloîtrer chez elle, lasse de son quotidien. Voulant leurs faire plaisir, elle se mit en quête de leurs parler, enfin, de ses mariages.
 
 
 
''"Allez je ne vous fait pas plus languir sur les mariages et coutumes. Voyons...c'est une longue histoire qui commença par le premier mariage dont j'ai eu le bruit: celui de [http://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-7398-13936169-1-0-1-0-0.htm Psylvia et Aranuk] en 2523. Les anciens nous contèrent leur union.Ah [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=15676 les mariages matis] et leur fête..." ''
 
 
 
''"Rah! Elle fait exprès. Elle ne parle pas de ses mariages...''
 
 
 
''— Laisse-moi reprendre, elle en parlera peut-être après. Curieux va"''*reprenant le fil de l'écriture, bafouillant ci et là*
 
 
 
''"Il y eut aussi le premier [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=14565 mariage gay] qui fut très célèbre en forêt, car l'un des mariés, Akumu était un très bon crafteur de légères et son futur époux Eorlan, un valeureux guerrier, deux fiers Alkianes."''
 
 
 
''"Puis, le bruit courut d'[https://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Mariage_zora%C3%AF un mariage en jungle], celui de [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=7932 Mysomya et Shy], en 2525" ''
 
 
 
''"Il y eut aussi des mariages en Lacs, qui respectèrent les traditions d'Atys, comme celui de Luth et [[Paera]]. Les invités ont dû respecter le code de couleur. Pour les Tryker, c'était le bleu, les Zorai, le violet, les Matis, le vert et les Fyros, le beige. Les mariages trykers finissaient toujours par un tour au bar de Fairhaven."''
 
 
 
''<span style="color: purple">[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=17333 ¤ Mariage deLuth et Paera]</span>''
 
 
 
''<span style="color: purple">[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=21176 ¤ Mariage de Itchi et Atrynx]</span>''
 
 
 
''<span style="color: purple">[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=31889 ¤ Les mariages lacustres]</span>''
 
 
 
''"Quand j'entendis les premières rumeurs de [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=22700 mariage en désert], ce fut par [http://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Mariage_fyros |un crieur.] Il s'en suivait une fête à l'Agora ou des tournois, des duels, ou, des bains de minuit au hammam"
 
 
 
''" Ah le hammam'' *sourit un jeune garde* ''il y a une belle donzelle là bas''.
 
 
 
''— Chut"'' *dit une jeune garde*
 
 
 
''"En ce temps là, il n'y avait ni concierge, ni masseuse, ni vieux pervers. Le hammam était paisible mais jamais vide. Il y avait toujours un groupe d'homins qui y papotaient. J'avais même du mal à trouver les lieux vides pour m'y baigner"''
 
 
 
''" Seule? ou avec Shen"'' *rit un garde*
 
 
 
''"Après de longues séances de forage ou après une dure bataille d'OP, j'aimais m'y détendre au calme. Hélas, depuis le jour où le vieux pervers est apparu, je n'y mets plus les pieds"''
 
 
 
''"Mouais mon œil'' *dit un garde*'' suis sur qu'elle y allait avec son amoureux''
 
 
 
''— Quoi! C'est déjà fini? Et son mariage?''
 
 
 
''— Non...la lettre s'arrête ainsi...''
 
 
 
''— Ah! Merde alors, même loin, elle nous laisse sur notre fin..."''
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.15 <span style="color: purple">Les mariages: mon premier époux</span>===
 
Les jeunes virent rentrer Bipbip dans le camp. Ils le suivirent jusqu'au feu de camp. La jeune garde prit le message accroché à son collier et commença à lire.
 
 
 
''"A l'époque des temples, les mariages furent nombreux.. Il y eut celui de [http://forums.ryzom.fr/showthread.php?t=20204 Amie et Syrus]
 
 
 
''Ah! J'ai eu vent d'un mariage sur Silan aussi: celui de Funrale, un jeune fyros avec une belle fyrette Ahealia. Hélas Funrale dut faire un long voyage et à son retour Ahealia avait disparu. Une triste histoire un peu comme mes mariages"''
 
 
 
''— Ah enfin ''*dit avec un soupire de soulagement un jeune garde*
 
 
 
''— Hein t'as entendu, elle a écrit "mes mariages". Elle en a eu plusieurs?''
 
 
 
''"En 2528, [http://forums.ryzom.fr/showthread.php?t=21618 je me mariai avec Shenshantag], une beau matis ténébreux. On fit un long voyage ensemble sur Atys et ailleurs. Souvent à côtés des siens: le Cercle des Profondeurs d'Atys. On forait, on chassait, on allait sur OP ensemble. On se maria en 2530, au lendemain des temples.
 
 
 
Mais, après [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=22955 un long voyage] qu'on fit ensemble, à notre retour en 2534, tout était différent. J'avais changé, et, lui aussi. On avait grandi. il découvrit Fangfang, pour qui, il me quitta"
 
 
 
''— Oh c'était qui Fangfang?''
 
 
 
''Fangfang, cette fichue mitrailleuse , il la trainait partout. Il aurait pu dormir avec, qu'il l'aurait fait. C'est pour ça qu'on ne me voit jamais avec une arme de tir. Je me réfugiais alors en primes. Je forais nuit et jour.
 
 
 
Jusqu'au jour où un vieil ami réapparut, Saeveas, un vagabond, fidèle à lui même qui me réconcilia avec les homins. Il était neutre,solitaire, aimant la liberté, comme moi. Il adorait les ballades. On allait souvent aux Chutes de Virginia loin de tout. C'était aussi un fin stratège de guerre qui voulu découvrir d'autres lieux. [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=21814 Il partit discrètement] vers de nouvelles contrées, comme il l'avait fait auparavant, sans bruit."
 
 
 
''— Oh elle joue de malchance''
 
 
 
''"Le temps passa, ma pioche, jamais bien loin. Je me replongeai dans le forage. Cette fois, je craftais ma récolte et aidais les petits. C'est ainsi que je retrouvai,au hasard des chemins du Bosquet de la Confusion, en 2536, Polo, le chasseur de jupons. Je tentai de lui trouver une homine. A cette époque, Alquief me nomma la marieuse*rit*. Mais, Polo jeta son dévolu sur moi. Il me fit rire à me courir après en guettant mon popotin. Je me souviens, dès qu'il arrivait, je renfilais ma longue robe par dessus mon bas zorai pour l'embêter. Et lui, n'arrêtait pas de la soulever ou tirer dessus pour la faire descendre"
 
''*les gardes rirent*
 
 
 
''" Avec lui je chassai beaucoup les nommés. Il adorait ça. Comme il voulait rendre officiel notre relation, [http://forums.ryzom.fr/showthread.php?t=28688 je dus demander ma liberté à Shen] avec qui j'étais toujours marié. Ce fut un moment très déchirant ''
 
 
 
''— Bah alors avec Saeveas? roh la coquine''
 
 
 
''— Chut''
 
 
 
" Mais je ne me remariai pas. J'avais besoin de ma liberté. Je repartis faire un [http://lesjardinsdatys.free.fr/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2322&sid=bbf702805a98106d7db4b62deacb5289 long voyage]''
 
 
 
''A mon retour, en 2542, Polo m'offrit des fleurs mais la magie n'y était plus. Je restai concentrée sur mon forage et craft, ne cessant d'aider les petits. Je crois bien que c'est, à cette époque, qu'apparut mon surnom de tatie.''
 
 
 
''— Elle est restée seule?''
 
 
 
''— Bah je sais pas, ça s'arrête là''
 
 
 
''— Han la filoute"''
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.16 <span style="color: purple">Les mariages: mon 2e époux</span>===
 
''"Alors on a la suite? c'était qui le suivant''
 
 
 
''"Depuis toujours, je restais en contact avec le Cercle, aidant leurs petits. Je traînais beaucoup avec eux: Phyli, Mutenroshi, Sylvannas, Belldandy, Dorcile... On chassait les rois, les nommés. Bon, je miamais du pop corn dès qu'ils allaient sur OP ou s'entraînaient au combat. Mais, je faisais partie des leurs.
 
 
 
C'est ainsi que je connus Bouigyssimo, un fyros, un peu lourdaud qui se fit beaucoup d'ennemis à une époque. Il était si touchant, si attachant. C'est lui qui, bien plus tard, quand les anciens cercleux étaient partis, reprit le Cercle et en fit une vraie "mafia": la Cosa Nostra. Il se faisait nommé Don Bouigyssimo."''
 
 
 
''"Je rêve ou elle nous dit pas qui est le suivant
 
 
 
''— Han ! Sois patient "''
 
 
 
''"Je craftais beaucoup pour eux. Je les aidais au mieux, même si je n'étais pas d'accord avec eux. Je les ai vu grandir ensemble, fidèle à la guilde. La guilde devint [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sirrwCKF4 Cosa Nostra]. Elle était [https://app.ryzom.com/app_forum/index.php?page=post/view/4116&PHPSESSID=pkn8pbll4nhovh42oq2s58pkm2 impétueuse], et, chaque membre faisait partie de la famille. Que de noms encore connus aujourd'hui: Djaimse, Markanjio, Rythmix, Typhanix, Maxenc, Rissa''
 
 
 
Au fil des années, une amitié s'éleva entre eux et moi. Au fil des mois, Boui me courut après. Plus je le repoussais, plus il s'accrochait. Un jour de 2552, il me dit : Épouses moi! "
 
 
 
''" Ah enfin. Quoi ce scélérat, elle l'a vraiment épousé?"''
 
 
 
''"Je fus très surprise et touchée mais je n'étais pas folle, je savais très bien qu'il courait après plusieurs jupons à la fois dont Schetana, devenue une amie avec le temps. Je lui répondis "Si tu promets que je serai l'unique de ton cœur" . Il accepta de ne faire la cour plus qu'à une homine, moi. J'en fus très étonnée mais il teint parole. Saeveas revenu exprès pour assister à [http://atys.ryzom.com/boards/1/topics/2177 mon mariage] au bosquet de la confusion. Phyli fit une très jolie prêtresse. Taraforest, revenue elle aussi exprès, fut ma témoin. Cette friponne avec ce chapeau de pirate qui ne quittait jamais sa caboche de matisse me manque. Ce jour là, beaucoup d'anciens passèrent nous féliciter pour cette étrange et surprenante combinaison. On parla de la bête et la pioche. C'est ainsi que je devins la "marraine" des Cosa, comme il disait. Je changeai de tête pour la première fois: je teintai mes cheveux en roux comme ceux de mon frère et je quittai mes jupes longues. Que ne fait-on par amour....
 
 
 
Je m'occupai au mieux de sa maison jusqu'à son départ. Je gardai un œil sur quelques protégés *songeant à Typhanix, Maxenc, Markanjio et bien d'autres*. Mais, n'étant pas d'accord avec Radamanthe, le nouveau chef, je repris ma liberté peu à peu. Je retrouvai mon calme, ma tranquillité avec Bipbip et mes primes."
 
 
 
''"Han à nouveau seule... "''*dit un garde*
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.17 <span style="color: purple">Les amours</span>===
 
''"Kikoo les djeun's, allez dernière soirée qu'on parle de mes amoureux et on passe à autre chose. "''
 
 
 
''— Quoi elle en a épousé un autre?''
 
 
 
''"Après Boui, je connus quelqu'un qui me porta toute son attention, enfin, après sa guilde.Et vi! Encore un. Mais, après tout, je les ai aimés car ils étaient fidèles à leurs maisons. C'était de leurs devoirs de protéger et défendre leurs maisons ou leurs camps. Lui aussi était Cosa. Donc, je ne pouvais que le connaître. C'est bien plus tard que notre idylle est née. Je faisais partie des juges de l'élection de miss et mister Atys 2556." ''
 
 
 
''— Oh l'année du calendrier? Il est dedans tu crois ? dites on l'a encore, ce [http://ryzom.misulud.fr/files/mm2011/cal/ calendrier]?'' *demanda une jeune garde curieuse*
 
 
 
''— Elle est maligne, la couturière, elle nous en a envoyé un avec cette missive ''*dit la lectrice qui ouvrait le pli suivant*
 
 
 
''— Alors c'est lequel?''
 
 
 
''— Bah on n'sait pas. Attends! je lis la suite "Jessayaneo"'' *cherche dans le calendrier et montre la première page*
 
 
 
''— Pff encore un matis....Jessayaneo''
 
 
 
''" Au départ, vu qu'il était revenu depuis peu, je lui cherchais une compagne. Je me suis servie des participantes de l'élection. Misugi s'amusait de me voir faire. Et Jess s'amusait bien avec moi, à chaqu'homine que je lui présentais, il lui trouvait milles et un défauts. L'élection finie, je ne lui avais pas trouvé d'homine. Je lui posai donc la question: "Mais que cherches tu?" et il me répondit droit dans les yeux "Toi" Je rentrai alors en pâmoison."''
 
 
 
''— Elle n'avais pas vu qu'il t'avait en tête?''
 
 
 
''"Je pensais être trop pioche pour lui. *ils rirent* Il s'occupa de moi, me poussa à rechasser, m'aidant à travailler ma magie neutralisante sans rien me demander en retour. J'avoue que ça me changeait. Je ne demandais rien que d'être avec eux, à leurs côtés. Jess me montra qu'un homin aussi pouvait donner, partager. Cela me rappela Saeveas et son amitié, sa gentillesse.
 
 
 
Hélas, Jess était un meneur, il passa chef de la Cosa puis lead de la Karavane. Et son temps fut précieux. Le peu qu'on avait à nous, on le passa à papoter et se balader. De plus en plus tourner vers son devoir, me délaissant peu à peu, je repris ma liberté. Un jour, il disparut comme les autres, sans mot.
 
 
 
A mon tour, je fis un grand voyage puis revint sur l'Ecorce. Mais je ne me sentais pas bien, je ne reconnaissais pas cet Atys. Alors, je refis un voyage encore plus long, encore plus loin. Et me voilà revenue, en 2588, après ce long voyage avec pleins de souvenirs dans ma tête, aux aléas des routes je retrouvai, peu à peu mes amis, ci et là. Je ne sais quelle idée m'a pris de vouloir visiter le camp des maraudeurs. Je parvins à atteindre l'étable quand je fus ruée de coups."''
 
 
 
''— Oh! on a fait ça nous?'' *un garde prenant son faux air innocent et souriant*
 
 
 
''"Oui oui'' *frottant son popotin, sentant encore les coups de bâton* vous ne faisiez que votre devoir, hein... C'est ainsi que je fus relevée et protégée par une vieille connaissance du désert, que j'avais connu du temps où il était chez les Rodeurs."''
 
 
 
''— Oh Oshimaru l'a soigné?''
 
 
 
''"Oui Oshimaru m'a reconnu, ensanglantée, et pansa mes blessures. La suite vous la connaissez. Voilà, vous connaissez enfin l'histoire de mes amours euh... l'officielle"''
 
 
 
''— Il est où d'ailleurs? ''
 
 
 
''— Hey t'a entendu? Elle a dit officielle? Roh la filoute, elle a encore des secrets...."''
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.18 <span style="color: purple">Silan</span>===
 
Elea, rentrant de voyage, fonça voir son ami Pecus pour qu'il lui raconte les potins d'Atys. Il lui annonça une grande nouvelle:
 
 
 
''"Hey ! Elea...dis donc tu as disparu d'Atys ou quoi ?''
 
 
 
''— Oui, j'ai fait un petit voyage reposant. Alors quoi de neuf sur l'Ecorce?''
 
 
 
''— Les Blanc-bec ont découvert un nouveau tunnel.''
 
 
 
''— Oh ?''
 
 
 
''— Mouais...pour une fois qu'ils font un truc bien.''
 
 
 
''— Et ce tunnel?''
 
 
 
''— Il conduit sur Silan''
 
 
 
''— Oh ?''
 
 
 
''— Yep. L'entrée est au bosquet sup, là où tu vas dépecer ta salade et rotir des grands jugulas.''
 
 
 
''— Oki je vais aller voir çà. A plus tard''
 
 
 
Elea se mit en route pour Yrkanis où elle prit le nouveau tunnel qui l'emmèna au bosquet sup. Delà, elle prit la route vers le bosquet supérieur. Allez zou ! Une accel, une invu et elle fut arrivée sur le spot. Elle papota avec le garde qui l'a prévenu qu'il y avait souvent des petits éboulements quand on passait dans le tunnel. Le temps qu'elle parla avec le garde, elle constata que les matis laissaient l'accès libre à ce tunnel. Elle apprécia beaucoup ce geste hoministe. Peut-être qu'il y a eut des accords en son absence. Elle s'engagea, à son tour, dans ce tunnel.
 
 
 
''Hum... j'ai pris du poids ou quoi ? Mais ! Comment un bleu pourrait passer par là ? Bon, oki, les foreurs ont du bosser vite mais... c'est pas encore ça...''
 
 
 
Elea donna quelques coups de pioches ci et là, se prit un petit éboulement, mais, enfin, la lumière fut.
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.19 <span style="color: purple">Silan (suite 2)</span>===
 
Silan ressemblait à un rêve qu'elle avait fait il y a un longtemps. Tout ressemblait à un vieux songe.
 
 
 
''"Ah ! mais il n'y avait pas un kirosta par ici ? Oh ! Les kipestas....Rah ! mais aucun yubo ici, Bipbip reste dans le sac ! Voyons, où est ce passage? Ah j'entend des clapotis, c'est par là"''
 
 
 
Elle se souvient, ce rêve était un bref souvenir qu'elle avait voulu effacer de sa mémoire après l'exode. Tout recommencer...tout effacer...comment l'aurait -elle pu? Elle aurait préféré oublier cette étape et reprendre le cours de sa vie comme avant...mais il en fut autrement donc elle fit avec et effaça ce souvenir.
 
 
 
Ah Silan, Kity, sa nièce, lui en avait beaucoup parlée de long en large. Elle se remémora ses aventures et sourit tout en se balladant sur SIlan à la découverte de ce coin si secret jusque là pour elle.
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.20 <span style="color: purple">Silan (suite 3)</span>===
 
Une homine parcourait Atys. Soudain, elle découvrit un passage vers un territoire inconnu « Même pas peur » dit-elle et elle fonça tête la première. Et là … BING ! Silan, le territoire où tout était à refaire, à réapprendre. Pas grave, pensa-t-elle, là, tous se côtoient, découvrent, et, grandissent. Elle ferait donc de même et Chiang serait son guide.
 
 
 
Elle était donc dans une ville qui comprenait 4 camps et quelques étables :
 
 
 
— le sage fyros s’occupait de former l’art de la mêlée. Elle murmura « ralala ces grands et valeureux guerriers  » elle songea tiens il m’a pas montré les armes de tir, dommage elles sont mimi.
 
 
 
— le sage zoraï la guida en magie. Hélas, elle s’écarta du droit chemin en prenant l’entraînement de soins « même pas peur »
 
 
 
— le sage matis connaît « bien » l’artisanat « mais zut il m’embête lui il me fait crafter que du fyros, moi zaime bien les tites tenues zozo »
 
 
 
— « ah le ti tryker, il est mimi lui », lui, sans prétention lui fit découvrir le forage « hum je crois qu’il a oublié de me dire que les sources…BOUM […] rah en plus il est taquin, depuis mon level 50, je ne fore que forêt grrrr ces Matis »
 
 
 
L’homine découvrit aussi le territoire, grâce à sa curiosité mais aussi aux missions de ses entraineurs :
 
 
 
— la ville était au sud. Seuls quelques ragus menus peuvent narguer l’homine. Quoique …l’homin est parfois un vil prédateur. Un jour qu’elle forait dans l’arène elle fut bousculé « rah le vil a pas osé se frotter à ma pioche ni à ma hache »
 
 
 
— à l’est, les ruines dévoilèrent un passé révolu, une salle du trône, quelques pillards « pas bien riches eux, que 250 dappers par tête ttt une pacotille ». Elle se souvint alors de ce que les sages lui avaient apprit sur les différents peuples, sur la Karavane et les Kamis, sur la goo, sur les expériences faites…
 
 
 
— au nord-ouest, elle découvrit cette fameuse goo et sa faune « roh il est beau lui *regardant le frippo*aïe aïe mais il me mord ce polisson…. » En fait il est contaminé, c’est un nauséeux lui dira-t-on plus tard. « eh dites ça fait quoi un occyx dominant (ql 35)*demanda-t-elle d’un air innocent* je vais voir ça vite fait »
 
 
 
— au nord-est, une île regorge de crays dont un dominant (ql 35). Mais surtout dévoile un tunnel vers la jungle.
 
 
 
— là, vous trouverez les anciens qui forent, les chasseurs. « *l’homine sautillait sur place* chouette pleins de mobs *les yeux écarquillés*, d’aggros « même pas peur », de MP et de « roh mais c’est la forêt des kiki » : kipee, kizoar et kipesta « roh et regardes là *les yeux brillants à la vue du kirosta dominant*(ql 50) je le veux, je le veux »
 
 
 
Ah et les homins me demanderez vous ? Et bien il y a des beaux gosses, des gentils, des pexeurs, et, des têtus. Heureusement, certains sont là pour aider, guider les jeunes réfugiés qui le désirent.
 
 
 
Certains ne demandent qu’à écouter «ttt pas pour moi ça, pas besoin d’aide, même pas peur » et là, on entendit une tite appeler en région « heal plz aux ruines rah les vils javings »*se fait toute petite *
 
 
 
 
 
Mais l’homine se souvint comment était le continent, bien plus grand que l’île Silan avec ses jardins verdoyants matis dans la forêt « ah et les tites souris », ses couchers du soleil sur le désert fyros avec quelques scorpions ci et là *songe aussi au hamam et rougit*, ses levers du jour sur les étendues bleutées des Lacs tryker « et ses ti oiseaux bleus qui explosent », ou cette goo contaminant ce pays malade où les zoraïs philosophent. Elle pouvait voyager à pieds, à dos de toubs « ah mon brave kalisto qui m’attend dans l’étable »ou en TP.
 
 
 
 
 
C’est aussi des armes comme le lance-grenade, arbalètes ou encore d’autres armes spé , des sorts où on saute à 3m de haut et on lance de l’électricité , du feu…des Mobs « roh le miaulement du gubani que c’est mimi encore plus que le yubo qui nous fait pipi sur la jambe», des MP précieuses pour de beaux amplis à 100% « hey parle un peu des tenues» *me poussant du coude* oki pensez à cette tenue dorée tryker, et cette blanche zoraï lourde ou encore à cette tenue esquive 2 ou celle….*n’en finit plus*[…]
 
 
 
 
 
Alors toi « qui moi ? »*air étonnée* découvres Atys, n’hésites à poser des questions en région, écoutes le sage Chiang et ses complices. Mais, n’entends pas les moralisateurs. Et pas grave si tu es fyros, matis, zoraï ou tryker « hey qu’est ce qu’elle raconte elle, moi fyros, moi kamiste, moi pas aimé les matis, encore moins les karavaniers…ah nah c’est pas ça ? »*air taquin*. Pas grave tout ça. Et ça n’a d’importance si tu meurs, quelqu’un te relèvera ou bien, ben tampi , hop ! Tu te prends en main et tu te relèves et repars « ouais et tu refonces tête baissée »
 
 
 
HRP: ce texte date de l'époque où Silan a pop
 
{{Couillard}}
 
===III.21 <span style="color: purple">La roue</span>===
 
Un jour, au détour de Thesos, Elea fut interpellée par un tryker :
 
  
''« Hey Elea ! Tu as vu la nouvelle roue ? ''
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===III.4 <span style="color: purple">Discoveries (continued)</span>===
 +
''"So let's see, where I left off... Ah yes, on '''Zuran'''." ''*she sits down at her desk*<br>
 +
Once her fold was finished, Elea sent it by izam to the camp.<br>
 +
The teenies were waiting impatiently for this famous fold that would follow the previous one. A guard shouted ''‘''Here it is!’'' and some little heads came out here and there and settled around the fire.<br>
 +
''"‘''Fortunately for me, '''Zuran''' had the know-how for the Zorai medium armor without ever having tested it. He made me one in white. And there ''‘Wow’'' I put my hands on my boobies and put on another vest.''’<br>
 +
''— Hihi, '''Zuran''' must have been happy.<br>
 +
''— ‘''I never wore this vest in public, or on rare occasions. On the other hand, I found [https://api.bmsite.net/char/render?angle=0&dir=0&race=ma&%20amp;gender=f&hair=83/5&tattoo=1&eyes=0&head=igfhu%20/7&chest=icfamv_2/7&arms=iczams_2/7&hands=icfamg_2/7&%20amp;feet=icfamb_2/7&legs=iczamp_2/7&size=large&morph=%204,4,4,4,4,4,4,4&gabarit=7,7,7,7,7 my medium outfit]. It was only much later that I created my heavy one. I hunted so little with weapons that I kept, in my dressing room, an old purple heavy armor, a gift from '''Dwilasteh''', that '''Molitor''' uh... or '''Paaf''' had crafted for me. You must remember that at the beginning I only wanted to wear purple. But one day, I invented [https://api.bmsite.net/char/render?angle=0&dir=0&race=ma&%20amp;gender=f&hair=83/5&tattoo=1&eyes=0&head=igthu%20/7&chest=icmahv/7&arms=icfahs/7&hands=iczamg/7&fe%20et=icmahb/7&legs=ictahp/7&size=large&morph=4,4,4,4,4,%204,4,4&gabarit=7,7,7,7,7. my heavy one]. It seems to me that '''Yzatis''' had the same style. '''Meteer''' made it for me with the materials I gave him. Remember: at the beginning of the first Exodus, it was difficult to find your equipment. Crafters were only producing for their House. When there were fewer crafters, I have crafted up years for everyone. It's time to give way to the young or those who complain that it's too expensive; to them I give my needles. Come on, let's go! Do your Atys. Open your market. Make your history. Night teenies.''’<br>
 +
''— Han! A market where I could buy her swimsuit. ''*says a young guard*<br>
 +
''— Do you think there were models at the markets? ''*said another guard*<br>
 +
''— Your model, that's me! ''*said his homina, giving him a pat on the back of the head*<br>
 +
The teenies were having fun parading and talking about fanciness when suddenly the Sage arrived.<br>
 +
''"Come on! Everyone go to your rooms! Tomorrow you have practice."<br>
 +
The Sage laughed as he saw them all scampering.
  
''— Ah oui la roue…je me souviens encore du jour où la compagnie du gubani fortuné s’était installée dans chaque capitale. Après quelques mois, certains étaient devenus addict. Un article choc [http://forums.ryzom.fr/showthread.php?t=30132 «la roue de la fortune : drogue ou arnaque ? »] est même paru dans le journal PlayHomin 2 à la création de la roue en 2537 ''
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===III.5 <span style="color: purple">A misstep</span>===
 +
The funeral of '''Lopyrech''' took place in Thesos. They ended with a round in the bar of Thesos. Everyone drank a mug or two of special 20 year old shooki in his memory. Pecus kept this drink for rare occasions. And this was one of them. Elea was one of the guests. After two mugs, her friend Pecus sent her to Pyr to warn of the delay of their group to the council that was to be held in the Agora. He also entrusted her with the task of ordering extra barrels of shooki for the next delivery. Unfortunately, when she arrived at the bar, the bartender offered her a shooki. She warned the bartender that Pecus might run out of shooki if his guests stayed there too long. He said, ''‘Pecus is out? No way!’'' When suddenly the ''Legionaries'' and their guests arrived.<br>
 +
The bartender knew them well. They chatted about this and that, about a matis trader's cart that had been turned over on the road, not far from Pyr. Everything seemed to be getting a little confused in Elea's head. The young shooki she had just drunk was making her head spin. She doesn't know how she got there, but, she gave a tap on the butt of '''Azazor''' who was stepping on her foot. '''Azazor''' glared at her. She felt rejuvenated and thought she was facing the matis of old. He grumbled. She understood that her gesture would not be forgiven. The evening went on in the Agora, listening to the interrogations of everyone about the suspicious deaths of Abycus Zekops and Thulam Cekaps. Elea was half asleep under the effect of the bad shooki of Pyr.<br>
 +
The next day, as a good neighbor, she decided to make amends. She prepared a basket with cookies and a good bottle of 30 year old shooki. As she couldn't find the right words to apologize, she was brief ''‘Sorry, shooki sometimes doesn't suit me – Elea’''. The next day, she found her basket with dried meat inside and a note she could hardly decipher ''‘Akep! My specialty... taste....’'' So Elea tasted this dish. It reminded her a little of the taste of the fyros baby '''Shen''' had once made her eat blindly but more bitter. To thank him and, not very convinced by this speciality, she sent a note to '''Azazor''': ''‘Thank you for these crunchy and amazing dishes.’
  
''— Oh vrai ? la roue est une si vieille arnaque ?''
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===III.6 <span style="color: purple">A misstep (end)</span>===
 +
A few days passed, Elea still had a doubt about this specialty. She came across '''Naveruss''' and tried to talk to her about it. At first the girl was surprised to learn that '''Azazor''' had cooked a dish. Then she realized that it wasn't cooking but just dried meat. She told Elea that one day '''Azazor''' had given her some rotten meat to make her sick. And, that, as a result, she had given it back to him with a spicy meat or something else that had a great effect.<br>
 +
Elea was saddened, she had just understood that '''Azazor''' was not the type to forgive or was very teasing. She then asked for advice from '''Naveruss''':<br>
 +
''"Tell me, what does he like ''Azazor'' besides his captain?<br>
 +
''— The shooki.<br>
 +
''— Erf... I already offered him some with my cookies;<br>
 +
''— Shalah... he loves boiled shalah!"<br>
 +
Elea left to hunt for shalah. On her return to Thesos, she came across '''Naveruss'''. She would surely help her. She put a pot on the fire and prepared the shalah stew: she broiled the hair, cut meat into pieces and threw it into the pot with shooki, sarina seeds and spicy bark. She let it come to the boil. She let taste to '''Naveruss''' who said:<br>
 +
''"It's not bad....<br>
 +
''— Oh! ''*Elea pouted*'' Not bad? What's missing?<br>
 +
''— Essence of occyx!<br>
 +
''— But it will burn...<br>
 +
''— It's good when it smells burnt."<br>
 +
Elea found strange the likes of the homina. She poured essence in the bowl of '''Naveruss''' who seemed to find it better. However, '''Naveruss''' was not reassuring. She had warned Eleanide that, if it was bad, the Fyros would remember it. So she put a little more shooki and did not pour any occyx essence into the pot. Elea waited next to '''Naveruss''' for it to cool down. They chatted for a while. '''Naveruss''' sought to know what Elea wanted to be forgiven for.<br>
 +
''"Bah! Before the council, the other day, I tasted the shooki of the bar of Pyr. But, it was a bit green and made my head spin. And unfortunately for me, '''Azazor''' had his back to me, stepping on my feet. I slapped him on the buttocks to make him push himself. Of there, he turned around like a young girl with a striking look. I thought I was looking at a Matis with a broom in his butt.<br>
 +
''— You should have called him homina.<br>
 +
''— Oh, I didn't dare, the way he looked at me. I thought that he would forgive this gesture under the effect of a bad shooki. But, he told me straight ''‘Don't confuse friendship with tolerance.’'', or something like that.<br>
 +
''— Ralala, you make a big deal out of it, you should have hit him harder. When I slap him, he seems to like it, so I do it again."<br>
 +
And the two hominas chatted a little longer until Elea could take the pot to the canteen. Of course, she reserved some for '''Azazor''' in a stewpot that she had taken to her quarters, hoping that this time the beginning of forgiveness would be there.<br>
 +
Alas, the days passed. Elea watched. But no '''Azazor''' in sight. She questioned the gazette seller who said nothing except ''‘Sorry I don't have no new gazette’''. It was rumored that '''Azazor''' had locked himself up at home. Elea promised that she would no more let that Pyr shooki get her.
  
''— Et oui une arnaque enfin des radins ces trykers, je n’ai jamais gagné mon yubo. Heureusement, une protégée, Makita m’offrit mon yubo Bipbip''
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===III.7 <span style="color: purple">Drinks</span>===
 +
Elea often hung out by the fire in Thesos, not far from the gazette seller who remained without news of '''Azazor'''. One day, a young guard said to her:<br>
 +
''"Aren't you at the bar? You should go to the bar of FH, there are people there. The Trykers meditate there. ''*said the young guard with a teasing air*<br>
 +
''— They are tasting.''*said Elea with a smile*<br>
 +
''— Huh?<br>
 +
''—- Well, yes. Have you ever tasted that famous [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=17446 drink menu]?<br>
 +
''— No! I'm Fyros, it's not strong enough.<br>
 +
''— You should, you'd find out the full extent of it. The old trykers take their teenies there to do their training. It's a tradition that shouldn't be lost. ''*laughs*'' After all, that's how they find inspiration for jokes, well and... courage for their fights too. ''*takes her turn to look teasing*'' On a day of 2534, during my stay at the Lakes, at the side of '''Prysma''', I went to the bar to ''"taste"'' some beverages. What an idea, I had there ! After the yubo cocktail, then the psykopla liquor and especially after a few glasses of câlroch that I had found more to my taste, I slumped on one of the poufs to listen to [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=25847 '''Prysma''' singing]. And she reported to me, the next day, that I had sung [http://silverphenix.free.fr/kamidador.mp3 Kamidador]!<br>
 +
''— Kami... what? What's that thing?<br>
 +
''— Uh... ''*smiles and clears his voice*'':
 +
<poem>
 +
::<sup>♫</sup> ''I'm not afraid to walk around,
 +
:::''Starting from Primes' tipee peevipee,
 +
:::''Even though I am to kara bound
 +
:::''I know that someone will heal me
 +
:::''I don't know if someone will kill me
 +
:::''Someone who can't stand karas
 +
:::''And even less our goddess Jena
 +
:::''Anyway I won't move as for me
 +
::::Even if kara is my home
 +
::::I know I'll got healing
 +
::::And if no one can come
 +
::::I'll sing until morning
 +
:::::''We've seen kamis heal pro-karas
 +
:::::''We've seen kamis heal pro-karas <sup>♪ ♫</sup>
 +
::<sup>♫</sup> ''I'm not afraid of damage casters
 +
:::''Nor of Bloudis the slaughterers
 +
:::''Since I'm best of yubo killers
 +
:::''Not to mention the big kinchers
 +
:::''I'd like to be the strongest
 +
:::''No more playing you the dead guy thing
 +
:::''But I've got the rendor king on chest
 +
:::''So just one more time I sing
 +
::::Even if kara is my home
 +
::::I know I'll got healing
 +
::::And if no one can come
 +
::::I'll sing until morning
 +
:::::''We've seen kamis heal pro-karas
 +
:::::''We've seen kamis heal pro-karas <sup>♪ ♫</sup>
 +
</poem>
 +
Grunts could be heard around her.<br>
 +
''"Hey! You! What are you singing? ''*said an old guard challenged by some words*<br>
 +
''— An old song. ''*said Pecus who was passing by with a protective tone* ''Here, have some shooki instead of growling. ''*turning to him and handing him a bottle of shooki*'' And the canteen, Elea? Did you forget it? It's time, you' re expected there.<br>
 +
''— Ah yes, it's almost time for the barracks to eat.<br>
 +
''— What? She's the new canteen girl?<br>
 +
''— Bha! Wake up, it's been more than a season that she serves you at the canteen.<br>
 +
''— I don't watch the Matis…<br>
 +
''— Take a better look at her, you'll see that she's not." ''*says Pecus*
  
''— Hannn Bipbip la saleté qui mord ou fait pipi sur les mollets ? Quoi il est si vieux, ce cabot ?''
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===III.8 <span style="color: purple">Cooking</span>===
 +
''"Hey canteen girl! Have you finished singing?<br>
 +
''— Hihi yes for today, it's over. I risk making it rain sap otherwise.  ''*smiles*<br>
 +
''— Your bodoc stew wasn't bad last time but it lacked a little something.<br>
 +
''— Ah?<br>
 +
''— Drop by Lydix Deps, at ''‘The Yubo's Paw’'', he'll have some tips to give you."<br>
 +
Elea kept bad memory of her time at Pyr's bar. But, to satisfy the guard and her taste buds, she went there.<br>
 +
''"Oren'p, canteen girl! So, you've come to attract the thunder of some Fyros again?<br>
 +
''— No, I was sent to you for cooking tips.<br>
 +
''— Oh, you mean drinks tips? ''*already offering him a glass of awful shooki*<br>
 +
''— I am taker of your tricks, but, your shooki, without offending you, I will avoid it….<br>
 +
''— Here! Take this one, the last time it went sour. What do you know about drinks?
 +
''— Uh… I have a list. ''*hands him the [[:fr:Boisson|list cataloging the drinks]]*<br>
 +
''— Yeah, you already know quite a few and I know you get your supplies from Pecus. I have nothing to teach you. Go see Ba'Naer Liffan at the Fairmarket Fork bar."<br>
 +
Elea tore a pact towards Fairhaven. She headed for the bar, greeting with her usual smile the homins she knew on her way.<br>
 +
''"Kikoo Ba'Naer.<br>
 +
''— Oulla! The pickaxe throweress back in my bar?<br>
 +
''— Hihi, No. Lydix sent me to you. He told me that you would have some cooking tips to give me.<br>
 +
''— Well, it's simple, you add a little honey and shookilat to your sauces. It makes them rounder and smoother.<br>
 +
''— Are you sure you're talking about sauces? ''*smiling at him teasingly*'' The fyros guard thinks my dishes lack whip.<br>
 +
''— For the whip, go see your friend '''Kiwalie'''. ''*laughs*'' Add a little fermented milk in your recipes. You'll see, it will make them change their mind. Don't put beer, they find it too bitter. These Fyros… they can't do without us. After all, we opened the water route with them!<span id=N1><sup>[[#N1|*]]</sup>"<br>
 +
Elea thanked and greeted Ba'Naer. As she tore her pact towards Thesos, she heard:<br>
 +
''"Don't forget to sign up for the [https://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=33462 Atys' Biggest Beer Drinker Contest], or the bar crawl next time. It'll be nice to see you hanging out here again."<br>
 +
But she was already concocting, in her head, the evening's fare.<br>
  
''— Et oui Bipbip me tient compagnie depuis des lustres. Alors cette roue, tu as eu des échos ?''
+
'''…………………'''<br>
 +
<small>[[#N1|*]] <span id=N1>See pages 3, 5 & 6 of [[:fr:Gazette du désert/Numéro 1|''Gazette du Désert'' #1]] </span></small>
  
''— Ouais la compagnie a fait un contrôle chez les vieux tryker qui tenaient la roue. Tu verrais ce qu’elle a retrouvé…et bah tous les lots gagnants étaient chez dans leurs apparts...''
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===III.9 <span style="color: purple">Cooking (continued)</span>===
 +
''"Raah! I tasted a pitcher you left lying around in the kitchen, brrrr t'was awful. ''*the young guard says*<br>
 +
''— Hihi, good morning. The fermented milk? Surely yubo with mustard is better.<br>
 +
''— Uh... You're talking about cooking here, right?<br>
 +
''— Yes. ''*smiles*<br>
 +
''— But you have a tame yubo, don't you? ''*cuts her off*<br>
 +
''— Yes '''Bipbip''' is my most faithful companion. He follows me everywhere. Well... he stays in my bag whenever there is danger. ''*laughs*<br>
 +
''— Is he the one who pees everywhere?<br>
 +
''— But no! ''*smiles*'' He is kind and has a heart. He bites the calves of naughty homins coming too close and he pees on the skirts of naughty hominas.<br>
 +
''— Hey! He's going to cook in the pot if he does that to me.<br>
 +
''— You'd have to catch him first.<br>
 +
''— But he eats yubo too?<br>
 +
''— No, he's a vegan. I'm the one who eats yubo with mustard. At first, it was '''Shen''' who cooked me [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=21893 a frippo with mustard]. And he was the one who wanted to introduce me to a restaurant run by the ''Fédération du commerce''. But the cook had cracked, [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=10669 he had left the ''Federation'']. Well... I understand his guild, he never changed the menu.<br>
 +
''— Do you have other recipes than frippo? <br>
 +
''— Wow! Yes, I have a whole book of old recipes from ''‘Au Yubo Sevré’'' time. There's the [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=20391 Lakes' pepitryks].<br>
 +
''— Uh… What's that? <br>
 +
''— The ancestor of '''Kiwalie''''s cookie. ''*smiles*'' And then, [https://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Saucyzon saucyzon, dried sausage of yubo and stinga], [https://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Les_brochettes_de_Kincher_au_miel kincher skewers with honey], [https://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Rago%C3%BBt_de_messab_sauce_stinga messab stew]… not as good as the shalah stew I cooked for you.<br>
 +
''— Ah, your stew… it lacked a little fire. Hey! What's the ''‘Yubo Sevré’''?<br>
 +
''— Ah, that...''*sighs*'' An inn I used to run in the forest with '''Kresouille''' and '''Glorfindou'''." ''*Elea answers as she leaves for the watchtower with a wistful look*
  
''— Han quand je le disais que c’était des arnaqueurs''
+
===III.10 <span style="color: purple">Au Yubo Sevré</span>===
 +
''"So this inn? With '''Kressouille'''? ''*asks Pecus*<br>
 +
''— Oh I see the rumors are reaching as far as you. ''*laughs*<br>
 +
''— What would you want… So you tell me?<br>
 +
''— There was '''Kresselack''', known as '''Kressouille the Rogue''', he was always lurking under my skirt when I was dying in the Roots. He would say, ''‘You never know, there might be a mob hiding there.’'' '''Glorfindel''', called '''Glorfindou the Imp''', would check with him. Yet, they both knew they were entitled to the pickaxe shot once I was got up.<br>
 +
''— All perverts these Matis! ''*said Pecus laughing*<br>
 +
''— Two endearing rogues, always available to escort me in Roots or on rides, where the spots were aggro. In those days, the kirosta patrols had a very good view. You could barely move and they'd spot you at 125 meters.<br>
 +
''— You were only three in the inn?<br>
 +
''— No, I also lodged '''Minimag''' and '''Toray''', two old ones and friends of '''Kresselack''' and '''Glorfindel'''. Then, as they were bored, they wanted to form small ones. And came '''Fee''', '''Nesryl''' and '''Dadedo'''. They were, at least first, inseparable. '''Toray''' was playing the nanny. ''*laughs*<br>
 +
''— Well, you were running a guild then?<br>
 +
''— Nope! I had specified, from the beginning: ''*takes a big voice* ‘You want to train little ones, OK: I lodge them, feed them but you train them. I don't take care of them.’'' They liked my cooking so much that they squatted in my inn for a few years. They loved the yubo with mustard and the gingo ribs with honey. The yubos,  that's what I called my regulars, often asked for grilled bodoc ribs with caprice seed sauce… Ah, and frippo in shooki sauce with its psykoplas salad.<br>
 +
''— But, are they gone?<br>
 +
''— Yes! Finally, I had become attached to them. They grew up. '''Fee''' was the first to leave through the Roots. By dint of hunting in the Lakes, '''Dadedo''' decided to live there with his wife '''Hannadiha'''. He became a fervent tryker karavaneer. '''Nesryl''' fell in love with Fyros art. She began by asking me only for Fyros armor and weapons, then became a beautiful and respected akenak.<br>
 +
''— What about the old ones?<br>
 +
''— ''*rit*'' Well, upon my return from a very long journey, they had joined the ''Gardiens du Savoir'', a new kara guild that was held by '''Zenox''', a friend, and the young '''Nanouh'''. My yubos had all returned to their path." ''*smiles as he drinks one last shooki*
  
''— Du coup ils ont été viré et envoyé en exil pour apprivoiser et s’occuper de nouvelles montures à perpètes en jungle. On m’a parlé de gubani.''
+
===III.11 <span style="color: purple">Cooking (end)</span>===
 +
''"You closed your inn after your friends left? ''*said Pecus the next night*<br>
 +
''— No, I cooked for others. I traveled around Atys to discover new dishes when, while visiting '''Nesryl''', in the desert, I found a honey-based recipe: caramel. I was making a thick sheet of it that I chopped in small dices. I proposed some on the markets. That's how a trykette, called '''Stcentor''', ordered some every week, for her mount who loved it.<br>
 +
''— Did you offer other sweets in the market? <br>
 +
''— I often offered small shookilats and caramels. I accompanied them with the famous coffee of '''Zoreille'''. It is him who had made me discover this hot drink during long sessions of drilling in Towerbridge. Ah! And sometimes, I proposed the liqueur of psykoplas that I knew thanks to '''Shen'''. But, I always proposed your shooki liqueur and particularly your special vintage aged in elm barrels that I bring you back from the Forest. Maybe that's what gave it a special, round taste. Later, I closed the inn because I didn't feel like cooking anymore.<br>
 +
''— Oh that's a pity. I would have liked to taste the mustard '''Bipbip'''. ''*looks at the yubo and laughs*<br>
 +
''— Come on! ''Bipbip'' is way too old, his meat would be too dry. ''*strokes the yubo to reassure him*<br>
 +
''— Hey, weren't you making Matis recipes? Like grilled baby Fyros?<br>
 +
''— Ah, the legends… '''Shen''' gave me a taste of it one day without my knowledge; I went to sulk for a week in Roots. When I came back, he was holding '''Fanfang'''. Later, my li'l '''Nesryl''', one of my protégés, told me what she lived a little in the desert in her garrison. Rallala, when I think of it: [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=34498 of the suckling Matis with shooki]! Grrrrrrrrrr. Ah, this little akenak really surprised me with her choices. ''*sighs*'' My great despair… When she grew up, she only wanted to wear Fyros outfits. The height of shame for a seamstress auntie." ''*sighs*
  
''— Waouh cool, j’adore les petits couinements des gubanis, trop mimi. Ah ça me fait penser quand on parlait des [https://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=16178& montures jadis]. ''
+
===III.12 <span style="color: purple">Reporters and magazines</span>===
 +
''"Hey, seamstress! You dropped this last time. '' *hands her a ''Gazette du Désert''*<br>
 +
''— Ah thank you, our favorite reading with Pecus.<br>
 +
''— Pecus? <br>
 +
''— Vi my old barman friend in Thesos. By the way, he has known the first reporter of Atys.<br>
 +
''— Ah? It was a long time ago?<br>
 +
''— Ouch, '''MVG''' was the greatest reporter of the early days. In 2525, he reported the Kitin invasion of the First Great Swarm and then then made reports starting with ''If you missed...'' on all the events in Atys. For example: [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=16254 this one], or [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=31750 these four]. [http://eclaireur-atys.forumsactifs.com/t944-event-k-k-il-etait-deux-fois-vendredi-12oct-21h-tp-capitales This reporter], who never took off his helmet, was very popular.<br>
 +
''— Oh! He was afraid to take your pickaxe in the face?<br>
 +
— *laughs*'' In those days, I was not yet in that habit. The first press I knew was ''La Nouvelle Feuille d'Atys''. In fact, it was there before I arrived on the continent, in 2525. Alas, I have no trace of this sheet, I was far too young to think of storing all that stuff. On the other hand, I have a few copies of the one of '''Prysma''' and her friends in the lakes, in 2527: '' [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=12610 La Gazette des Grands Lacs]'', where daily events were reported. Then, there was my faithful friend '''Misugi''' who made great reports with a musical background.<br>
 +
''— The '''Misugi''' who made tournaments?<br>
 +
''— Yep, himself, since ever he liked to roam Atys looking for sceneries for some adventures. For example the[http://videos.misulud.fr/index.php/fr/?video=kitiniere assault of a kitins' lair], or the [http://videos.misulud.fr/index.php/fr/?video=tournament-of-shadows fight between two houses], ou encore des [http://videos.misulud.fr/index.php/fr/?video=ryzom-3years magic moments]. Then, in 2532, appeared another gazette, in another register: ''La Gazette du Tryker Souriant''. The ‘newspaper’ was written by '''MacFay''', a Tryker well known for his polemics, as when he launched [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=21852 rumors of trafficking, of defectors...]. For tonight, we will finish with my favorite report, the one '''Misugi''' shot during our Great Exodus from 2540 to 2542: ''[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ggv1 Atys fly]''. I kept the cube.
  
''— Bon et les roues alors qui les fait tourner ?''
+
===III.13 <span style="color: purple">Reporters and magazines (end)</span>===
 +
''"Bankun the seamstress! You tell us about the magazine?<br>
 +
''— Kikoo teenies! Which one?<br>
 +
''— Bha! The one you are holding in your hands preciously.<br>
 +
''— Ah! It's old, it dates from 2537. It was the first time I saw the homins snatching a magazine: ''[https://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=29843 Playhomin]''.<br>
 +
''— Ah? Hey! show me this. ''*pulling one of the magazines out of her hands*'' Roh, the pretty fyrette!!<br>
 +
''— Yes... '''Helys''' was one of the prettiest fyrettes but also a trickster. She was the one who created the ''Disciples de Bremmen'' who organized [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=28495 a black market]. She also offered the services of her guild.<br>
 +
''— Oh, as courtesans? Wow, cool!<br>
 +
''—  But nah! As mercenaries. The '''Cosa''' were the nexts…. Well, back to our reporters. There was '''StCentor''' who, in addition to being a great event host, did a [http://www.centor.ch/Ryzom/ report] sur chacune de ses animations. on each of her events. Then, in 2552, I came across a very consensual paper, ''[http://atys.ryzom.com/news/315 L'Écorce Fraîche]'', which replaced the street criers before being itself replaced by the ''[http://app.ryzom.com/app_forum/index.php?page=topic/view/19595/1#%201 Gazette d'Atys]'' which had the privilege of announcing the Night of the Stars. Alas, it disappeared as quickly as it had appeared. Finally came '''Azazor''', our savior. At last a gazette with some spice: ''[https://ryzom.siela1915.com/rp/ La Gazette du Désert]''. We were in 2588.<br>
 +
''— Wow it's that old?<br>
 +
''— '''Azazor''' sometimes would like to retire. But, he wouldn't want his gazette to stop. There has been '''Refya''' too, and her ''[http://app.ryzom.com/app_forum/index.php?page=topic/view/27080/ Atys mag]'', in 2593.<br>
 +
''— Ah! yes, ''Atys mag'', we can't find it anymore....<br>
 +
''— Alas, no more publication since a while. I hope that '''Azazor''' will hold on. I used to read his gazette with Pecus. It would be a pity if this ‘tradition‘ was lost, like ''Atys fleur'' was lost…. In the meantime go to Thesos.<br>
 +
''— To see your friend Pecus the barman?<br>
 +
''— But, no! ''*smiles*'' go buy the latest ''Gazette'' from Piion Boethus who likes to crash near the central campfire."
  
''— Bah ils ont dû changer toutes les roues pour que les nouveaux croupiers tryker du gubanis ne puissent plus tricher. Et ils ont rajouter des nouveaux lots gagnants pour se faire pardonner.''
+
'''…………………'''<br>
 +
<small>Below are some samples of the magazines mentioned: ''[http://gatdesign.free.fr/TerroR/ryzom/playhomin.jpg Front page of Playhomin #1]'', ''[http://gatdesign.free.fr/TerroR/ryzom/playhomin2.jpg Front page of Playhomin #2]'', ''[http://deriton.apparemment.fr/Atys-mag-001.pdf Atys mag 001]'', ''[http://deriton.apparemment.fr/Atys-mag-002.pdf Atys mag 002]'' et ''[http://deriton.apparemment.fr/Atys-mag-S1.pdf Atys mag Special-issue].</small>
  
''— Ah sympa ça…j’espère qu’ils ont mis mon chapeau, il me manque''
+
===III.14 <span style="color: purple">Marriages</span>===
 +
Eleanide received a letter from the Marauder camp. She sat down at her desk to read it. Not seeing her anymore along the roads around, the young guards were asking for her news. Elea had stayed at home, tired of her daily routine. Wanting to please them, she decided to tell them, at last, about her marriages.<br>
 +
''"‘''Come on, I'm not going to make you pine any longer about weddings and customs. Let's see... it's a long story that started with the first marriage I heard of: that of [http://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-7398-13936169-1-0-1-0-0.htm '''Psylvia''' and '''Aranuk'''] in 2523. Les anciens nous contèrent leur union. Ah [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=15676 Matis weddings] and parties....''’<br>
 +
''— Raah ! She is doing it on purpose. She doesn't talk about her marriages....<br>
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''— Let me take over, maybe she'll talk about it later. You curious! ''*she resumes the thread of writing, stammering here and there* ''… ‘''There was also the first [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=14565 gay marriage] which was very famous in the Forest, because one of the grooms, '''Akumu''' was a very good crafter of light armors and his future husband '''Eorlan''', a valorous warrior, two proud ''Alkianes''. Then, the rumor ran of a d'[https://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Mariage_zora%C3%AF wedding in the Jungle], that of [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=7932 '''Mysomya''' and '''Shy'''], in 2525. There were also weddings in Lakes, which respected the traditions of Atys, such as that of '''Luth''' and '''[[:fr:Parea|Paera]]'''. The guests then had to respect the color code. For the Trykers, it was blue, the Zorai, purple, the Matis, green and the Fyros, beige. Tryker weddings always ended with a visit to the Fairhaven bar. When I first heard rumors of a [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=22700 wedding in the Desert], it was from [http://fr.wiki.ryzom.com/wiki/Mariage_fyros a crier]. That ones were followed by a party in the Agora, tournaments, duels, or midnight baths in the hammam.''’<br>
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''— Ah! The hammam! ''*smiles a young guard*'' There is a beautiful damsel there.<br>
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''— Shhh!! ''*says a young guard smiling*<br>
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''— ‘… ''In those days, there was no janitor, no masseuse, no old pervert. The hammam was peaceful but never empty. There was always a group of homins chatting there. I even had trouble finding empty places to bathe.''’<br>
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''— Alone or with '''Shen'''? ''*says a guard, laughing*<br>
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''— ‘''After long drilling sessions or after a hard OP battle, I liked to relax in the quiet there. Alas, since the day the old pervert appeared, I no longer set foot there.''’<br>
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''— Yeah, my foot! I'm sure she was going there with her lover!<br>
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''— Here, that's all. ''*said the reader before passing the present ones some sheets*<br>
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''— What! It is already finished? What about her wedding?<br>
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''— Yes… the letter ends so.<br>
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''— Ah! Fuck! Even far from us, she leaves us on our hunger….<br>
  
''— Bah il y a des montures, des perruques, des pets, des meubles pour l’appart….''
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'''…………………'''<br>
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<small>Below are copies of the excerpts from her archives attached by Elea to her mailing: ''[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=17333 '''Luth''' and '''Paera''' marriage]'', ''[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=21176 '''Itchi''' and '''Atrynx''' marriage]'' and  ''[http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=31889 Lakes weddings].''</small>
  
''— Ohhhh bon je vais aller papoter avec le nouveau tryker, peut-être que j’arriverai à le soudoyer avec mes jetons''
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===III.15 <span style="color: purple">Marriages: my first husband</span>===
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The young people saw '''Bipbip''' enterthe camp. They followed him to the campfire. The young guard took the message hanging on his collar and began to read:<br>
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''"‘''In the temple days, there were many marriages. There was that of [http://forums.ryzom.fr/showthread.php?t=20204 '''Amie''' and '''Syrus'''], and I heard of a marriage on Silan as well: that of '''Funrale''', a young Fyros with a beautiful Fyrette, '''Ahealia'''. Alas, Funrale had to make a long journey and, on his return, Ahealia had disappeared. A sad story... a bit like my marriages.''’<br>
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''— Ah finally! ''*said with a sigh of relief a young guard*<br>
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''— Huh? Did you hear that? She wrote ‘my marriages’. She had several?<br>
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''— ‘''In 2528, [http://forums.ryzom.fr/showthread.php?t=21618 I got married with '''Shenshantag'''], a dark handsome Matis. We made a long journey together on Atys and elsewhere. Often at the side of his house: the ''Cercle des Profondeurs d'Atys''. We were drilling, hunting, fighting on OP together. We got married in 2530, after the temples. But, after [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=22955 a long trip] we made together, when we came back in 2534, everything was different. I had changed, and so had he. We had grown up. He discovered '''Fangfang''', for whom he left me.''’<br>
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''— Oh! Who was '''Fangfang?'''<br>
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''— ‘'''''Fangfang''', that damn machine gun, he dragged it around. If he could have slept with it, he would have done it. That's why you never see me with a gun. So I took refuge in Primes. I drilled night and day. Until the day when an old friend reappeared, '''Saeveas''', a wanderer, faithful to himself, who reconciled me with the homins. He was neutral, solitary, loving freedom, like me. He loved to go for walks. We often went to Virginia Falls, far from everything. He was also a fine war strategist who wanted to discover other places. Then [http://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=21814 he left quietly] for new countries, as he had done before, quietly.''’<br>
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''— Oh! She's having bad luck.<br>
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''— ‘''Time passed, my pickaxe never far away. I plunged back into drilling. This time, I worked on my harvest and helped the li'l ones. That's how I found, at random in the paths of the Grove of Confusion, in 2536, '''Polo''', the petticoat hunter. I tried to find him a homine. At that time, '''Alquief''' named me ‘The Matchmaker’. But, '''Polo''' threw his heart on me. He made me laugh by running after me and looking for my butt. I remember that, as soon as he was approaching, I put my long dress over my zoraï outfit to annoy him. And he kept lifting or pulling on it to get it down.''’"<br>
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The guards laughed.<br>
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''"‘''With him I was hunting a lot of the Nameds. He was loving that. Since he wanted to make our relationship official, [http://forums.ryzom.fr/showthread.php?t=28688 I had to ask for my freedom from '''Shen'''], to whom I was still married. It was a very heartbreaking moment.''’<br>
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''— Well… then with Saeveas? Roh… the naughty girl!<br>
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''— Shhh!<br>
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''— ‘''But I didn't get married again. I needed my freedom. I went back on a [http://lesjardinsdatys.free.fr/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2322&sid=bbf702805a98106d7db4b62deacb5289 long journey]. When I returned in 2542, '''Polo''' gave me flowers, but the magic was gone. I stayed focused on my drilling and crafting, not stopping to help the li'l ones. I think that's when my nickname ‘Auntie’ appeared.''’<br>
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''— She stayed alone?<br>
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''— Well, I don't know, it stops here.<br>
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''— Han! The trickster!"
  
''— Ah désolé les jetons ont changé''
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===III.16 <span style="color: purple">Marriages : my second husband</span>===
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''"So, do we have the rest? Who was next?<br>
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''— ‘''Since ever, I was keeping in touch with the ‘Cercle’, helping their li'l ones. I used to hang out with them a lot: '''Phyli''', '''Mutenroshi''', '''Sylvannas''', '''Belldandy''', '''Dorcile'''… We were hunting Kings and Nameds. Well, as for me, I used to eat popcorn as soon as they went fight on OP or trained in combat. But I was one of them. That's how I met '''Bouigyssimo''', a Fyros, a bit of a lout, who made a lot of enemies at one time. He was so touching, so endearing. It is him who, much later, when the old ‘Cercle’ members had left, took over the guild and made it a real ‘mafia’: the ''Cosa Nostra''. He called himself '''Don Bouigyssimo'''.''’<br>
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''— Am I dreaming or is she not telling us who's next?<br>
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''— Han! Be patient!<br>
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''— ‘''I used to craft a lot for them. I helped them as best I could, even if I didn't agree with them. I watched them grow up together, loyal to the guild. The guild became [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sirrwCKF4 ''Cosa Nostra'']. It was [https://app.ryzom.com/app_forum/index.php?page=post/view/4116&PHPSESSID=pkn8pbll4nhovh42oq2s58pkm2 impetuous], and every member was part of the family. Many names are still known today: '''Djaimse''', '''Markanjio''', '''Rhythmix''', '''Typhanix''', '''Maxenc''', '''Rissa'''. Over the years, a friendship grew between them and me. As the months went by, '''Boui''' chased me. The more I pushed him away, the more he clung to me. One day in 2552, he said: ''‘Marry me!’’<br>
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''— Ah finally! So what? This scoundrel, she really married him?<br>
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''— ‘''I was very surprised and touched but I was not crazy: I knew very well that he was running after several skirts at the same time of which '''Schetana''', who became a friend with the time. I answered him: ‘''If you promise that I will be the only one of your heart.’'' He agreed to court only one female: me. I was very surprised but he kept his word. '''Saeveas''' came back on purpose to attend [http://atys.ryzom.com/boards/1/topics/2177 my wedding] at the Grove of Confusion. '''Phyli''' made then a very pretty priestess. '''Taraforest''', also returned on purpose, was my witness. I miss this rascal with this pirate's hat which never left its noggin of Matissa. That day, many old-timers came by to congratulate us for this strange and surprising combination. All talked about ‘the beast and the pickaxe’. That's how I became the ‘godmother’ of the ''Cosa'', as they said. I changed my head for the first time: I dyed my hair red like my brother's and I left my long skirts. What one does not make for love... I took care of his house as best I could until he left. I kept an eye on some of his protégés, I think of '''Typhanix''', '''Maxenc''', '''Markanjio''' and many others. But, not agreeing with '''Radamanthe''', the new leader, I regained my freedom little by little. I got again my calm, my tranquility with '''Bipbip''' and my Primes.''‘<br>
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''— Han ! À nouveau seule…" ''*dit un garde*
  
''— Hein quoi ? Mes jetons sont fichus ?''
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===III.17 <span style="color: purple">The loves</span>===
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''"‘''Kikoo teenies ! Come on, last night to talk about my lovers and we move on.''’<br>
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''— What? She married another one?<br>
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''— ‘''After '''Boui''', I met someone who gave me his full attention, well... after his guild. And yep! Another one! But, after all, I have been in love with them because they were faithful to their house. It was their duty to protect and defend their house or their camp. He too was ''Cosa''. So, I could not but know him. It was much later that our romance was born. I was one of the judges for the election of Miss and Mister Atys 2556.''’<br>
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''— Oh, the year of the calendar? You think it's in there? Say, we still have that  [http://ryzom.misulud.fr/files/mm2011/cal/ calendar] ? ''*asks a curious young guard*<br>
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''— She is clever, the seamstress, she sent us one with this missive. ''*says the reader as she opened the next fold*<br>
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''— So which one is it?<br>
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''— Bah we don't know... Wait, I'm reading the following... '''Jessayaneo'''! ''*searches in the calendar and shows the first page*<br>
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''— Pfff, another Matis, '''Jessayaneo'''.<br>
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''— ‘''At first, since he had recently returned, I was looking for a girlfriend to go with him. Among the female participants of the election. '''Misugi''' was amused to see me doing. And '''Jess''' was having fun with me, to each homina that I presented to him, he found a thousand and one flaws. When the election was over, I had not been able to find a homina for him. So I asked him the question: ''But what are you looking for?'' And he answered me, right in the eyes, ''You''. I entered then in swoon...''’<br>
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''— Didn't she see that he had her in mind?<br>
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''— ‘''… because I thought I was too pickaxe for him. He took care of me, pushed me to hunt again, helping me to work my neutralizing magic without asking me anything in return. I must admit that it was a change for me. I asked for nothing but to be with them, by their side. ''Jess'' showed me that a homin could also give and share. That reminded me of '''Saeveas''' and his friendship, his kindness. Unfortunately, '''Jess''' was a headshomin. He became the chief of the ''Cosa'' and then the leader of the Karavan. And his time was precious. The little we had to ourselves, we spent it chatting and walking around. He was more and more focused on his duty, leaving me behind little by little, and I took my freedom back. One day, he disappeared like the others, without a word. In my turn, I made a long journey then returned to the Bark. But I did not feel well, I did not recognize this Atys. So I made another journey, even longer, even further. And here I am again, in 2588, after this long journey with a lot of memories in my head. At random roads I found, little by little, my friends, here or there. I don't know what idea took me to want to visit the Marauders' camp: when I managed to reach the stable I took a severe beating!''’<br>
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''— Oh! Did we do that? ''*a guard takes an innocent look and smiles*<br>
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''— ‘''Yes, yes, you did hit me! ''*they imagine her rubbing her tushy, which still remembers the beating* But you were only doing your duty, eh... That's when I was relieved and protected by an old acquaintance from the desert, whom I had known from the time he was with the ''Rôdeurs'' guild…''’<br>
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''— Oh! '''Oshimaru''' healed her?<br>
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''— ‘''… : '''Oshimaru''' recognized me, as bloody as I was, and bandaged my wounds. The rest you know. Here, you finally know the history of my loves. At last... the official one.''’<br>
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''— Where is he anyway?<br>
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''— Hey! Did you hear that? She said official! Oh, she's so slippery. She still has secrets...."
  
''— Mais non il y a de nouveaux jetons avec différentes valeurs mais tu pourras échanger tes anciens contre des nouveaux.''
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===III.18 <span style="color: purple">Silan today</span>===
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Elea, returning from her trip, went to see her friend Pecus to ask him to tell her the gossip of Atys. He told her some great news:<br>
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''"Hey, Elea... did you disappear from Atys or what?<br>
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''— Yes, I had a little restful trip. So, what's new on the Bark?<br>
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''— The whitehorns have discovered a new tunnel.<br>
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''— Oh?<br>
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''— Yeah…. For once they're doing something right.<br>
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''— And? This tunnel?<br>
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''— It leads to Silan.<br>
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''— Oh!<br>
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''— Yep. The entrance is at GoC, where you are  used to loot your salad and roast big jugulas.<br>
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''— Okey! I'll go check it out. See you later."<br>
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Elea set out for Yrkanis where she took the new tunnel that led her to the Grove of Confusion. After leaving the tunnel, she took the road to the west of the Grove. Let's go! An accel, an invu and she arrived on the spot. She chatted with the guard who warned her that there were often small rockslides when one went through the tunnel. While she was talking with the guard, she noticed that the Matis were leaving the access to the tunnel free. She appreciated this hominist gesture very much. Perhaps there had been agreements made in her absence. She entered the tunnel in her turn.<br>
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''"Hum... I gained weight or what? But! How a blue could pass by there? Well, oki, the drillers had to work fast but... It is not yet that..."<br>
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Elea gave gave some pickaxe blows here and there, got a small rockslide, but, finally, there was light....<br>
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Silan looked like a dream she had had long ago. Everything looked like an old dream.<br>
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''"But! Wasn't there a kirosta around here? Oh! The kipestas…. Rah! But no yubo here. '''Bipbip'''! Stay in the bag! Let's see, where is this passage? Ah! I hear lappings, it's over there."<br>
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She remembers, this dream was a brief memory that she had wanted to erase from her memory after the Exodus. To start all over again… to erase everything… how could she had? She would have preferred to forget this step and to resume the course of her life as before… but it turned out otherwise. So she went ahead and erased this memory.<br>
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Ah, Silan… '''Kity''', her niece, had talked to her a lot about it, at length. She remembered her adventures and smiled while walking on Silan to discover this corner so secret until now for her.
  
''— Ouf''
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===III.19 <span style="color: purple">Silan in the past</span><span id=N1><sup>[[#N2|*]]</sup>===
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A homina was traveling through Atys. Suddenly, she discovered a passage to unknown territory. She said to herself, "''Not even afraid.''", and rushed headlong into it. And there… BING! Silan, the territory where everything had to be redone, to be relearned. No matter, she thought, there, everyone would meet, discover, and grow. So she would do the same and Chiang would be her guide.<br>
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So she was in a city that included four camps and a few stables:<br>
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:— The Fyros Sage was busy training in the art of melee. She murmured: "''Ralala, these great and brave warriors!''" then thought "''Look, he didn't show me range weapons... too bad, they're cute.''";<br>
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:— the Zoraï Sage guided her in magic. Alas, she strayed from the right path by taking the healing training… "''Not even afraid.''";<br>
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:— the Matis Sage knows ‘well’ the craft "''But damn! He annoys me: he makes me craft that of the Fyros, when I like much the li'l Zozo oufits.'' " ;<br>
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:— Ah, the li'l Tryker, he's cute. Without pretension, he made her discover drilling: "''Hum... I think he forgot to tell me that the sources... BOOM ! [...] Raah, moreover he is teasing, since my level 50, I drill only forest. Grrrr these Matis.''"<br>
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The homina also discovered the territory, thanks to her curiosity but also to the missions of her trainers:<br>
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:— The city was in the south. Only a few small ragus could taunt the homine. Although… the homin is sometimes a vile predator. One day while she was drilling in the arena she was jostled. "''Raah! The vile one didn't dare to deal with my pickaxe or my axe.''"<br>
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:To the east, the ruins revealed a bygone past, a throne room, some looters. "''Not so rich they are, only 250 dappers a head. Tssst, a junk.''" Then she remembered what the Sages had taught her about the different peoples, about the Karavan and the Kamis, about the goo, about the experiments done…<br>
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:— In the northwest, she discovered this famous goo and its fauna "''Rooh ! How beautiful it is.''" *looking at the frippo* "''Ouch, ouch ! But it bites me this rascal…''" In fact it is contaminated. It's a nauseous one, was told later. "''Eh, tell me! What does to you a dominant occyx (Q35)?''" *she asks innocently* "''I'll look into it real quick.''"<br>
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:— To the northeast, an island abounds with crays including a dominant one (Q35). But more importantly, it reveals a tunnel towards the jungle.<br>
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:— There you will find the old ones drilling, the hunters.*the homina hops on the spot* "''Super! Lots of mobs,''" *eyes wide* "''Lots of ‘not even afraid’ aggros, of mats and (rooh, but it's the kiki forest) kipee, kizoar and kipesta… Rooh, and look there…''" *eyes shining at the sight of the dominant kirosta (Q50)* "''I want it, I want it!''"<br>
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And the homins, you'll ask me? Well, there are some good-looking ones, some nice ones, some pexers, and some stubborn ones. Fortunately, some of them are there to help and guide the young refugees who want to.<br>
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Some just want to listen "''Tssst, not for me that, no need for help. Not even afraid!''" and there, a li'l call is heard in the region "''Heal plzz to the ruins. Raah... the vile javings!''" *makes herself as small as able*<br>
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But the homina remembers how the mainland was, much larger than Silan Island, with its verdant Matis gardens in the forest "''Ah... and the li'l mice.''", its sunsets over the Fyros desert with a few scorpions here and there, *also thinks about the hamam and blushes* its sunrises over the blue expanses of the Tryker lakes "''And its li'l blue birds exploding.''", or that goo contaminating this sick country where the Zoraïs philosophize. She could travel on foot, on the back of a toub "''Ah, my brave '''Kalisto''' who waits for me in the stable.''" or by TP.<br>
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That's also weapons like grenade launchers, crossbows or other special weapons, spells where you jump three meters high and throw electricity, fire, etc., mobs "''Rooh, the meow of the gubani, it's so cute. Even more than the yubo that pees on our leg.''", precious mats for beautiful amps at 100%. "''Hey! Talk about the outfits!''" *nudging me* Oki think about that golden Tryker outfit, and that white heavy Zoraï or that dodge 2 outfit or the one...*she won't end ever* [...]<br>
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So, you ("''Who me?'' *astonished look*): discover Atys, don't hesitate to ask questions in the region, listen to the wise Chiang and his accomplices. But don't listen to the sanctimonious. And it doesn't matter if you are Fyros, Matis, Zoraï or Tryker (" ''Hey ! What is she talking about, I Fyros, I kamist, I to not like Matis, even less karavaniers… Ah nah… It's not that?''") *teasing look*. It doesn't matter. And it doesn't matter if you die, someone will come to pick you up then, nevermind, hop: you take yourself in hand, you pick yourself up and set off again. "''Yeah! And then you rush again headlong!''"<br
  
''— Oui et tu pourras miser un ou 5 jetons par tour de roue. Comme ça, tu augmentes tes chances de gagner.''
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'''…………………'''<br>
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<small>[[#N2|*]] <span id=N2>[HRP] ''This text dates back to the time when Silan appeared.''</span></small>
  
''— Ok je vais retenir. Bon je file voir ça. A tantôt.''
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===III.20 <span style="color: purple">The wheel</span>===
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One day, at the detour of Thesos, Elea was challenged by a Tryker:<br>
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''"Hey Elea! Have you seen the new wheel?<br>
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''— Ah yes the wheel… I still remember the day when the Company of the Fortunate Gubani was installed in every capital. After a few months, some people were addicted. A shocking article, ''[http://forums.ryzom.fr/showthread.php?t=30132 ‘Wheel of Fortune: drug or scam?’]'', even appeared in the #2 issue of the ''PlayHomin'' newspaper when the wheel was created in 2537.<br>
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''— Oh true? The wheel is such an old scam?<br>
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''— And yes a scam… Finally are stingy these Trykers, I never earned my yubo. Fortunately, a protegee, Makita offered me my yubo '''Bipbip'''.<br>
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''— Han! '''Bipbip''', the dirt that bites or pees on  calves? What? Is it so old, this mutt?<br>
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''— Yes indeed! He's been keeping me company for ages. So this wheel, did you get any feedback?<br>
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''— Yeah the Company did a check on the old Trykers who were holding the wheel. You'll see what they found... and all the winning lots were in their apartments…<br>
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''— Han! Told you they were hustlers!<br>
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''— So they were fired and sent into exile to tame and care for new mounts in perpetuity, in the jungle. I've heard of gubanis.<br>
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''— Wow cool, I love the little squeaks of the gubanis, so cute. Ah that reminds me of [https://forums.ryzom.com/showthread.php?t=16178& when we were talking about the mounts] back in the day. Well, what about the wheels then, who's turning them?<br>
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''— Well they had to change all the wheels so the new Tryker croupiers at the Gubani couldn't cheat anymore. And they added new winning lots to make up for it.<br>
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''— Ah nice that… I hope they put my hat on, I miss it.<br>
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''— Well there are frames, wigs, pets, furniture for the apartment.…<br>
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''— Ohhhh! Well, I'm going to go chat with the new Tryker, maybe I'll manage to bribe him with my tokens.<br>
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''— Ah sorry, tokens have changed.<br>
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''— What? My tokens are gone?<br>
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''— No, there are new tokens with different values but you can exchange your old ones for new ones.<br>
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''— Phew!<br>
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''— Yes, and you can bet one or five tokens per wheel spin. That way you increase your chances of winning.<br>
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''— Okay, I'll remember. Well, I'm off to see it. See you soon.<br>
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''— Good luck Elea."
  
''— Bonne chance Elea. »''
 
  
<div style="text-align:center"><big><big><big>'''FIN'''</big></big></big></div>
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<div style="text-align:center"><big>——-¤0§<big><big> '''THE END''' </big></big>§0¤-——</big></div>
  
  

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III.1 A page is turning (end)

The road was short until Thesos but Eleanide's lively spirit was in fusion. What was she going to do? For the second time in her life, she had a choice. She already had a proposal to return to the Kami camp. But, since the Roots were no longer her priority, as the kamists had not turned their backs on her, she could remain alone. Maybe she was going to visit the Ranger camp. After all, everyone told her it was for her and then she had never visited it. When she returned from her trip, she had felt that this group was not united, unlike the Kamists. But here is Thesos on the horizon. She came straight at Pecus who was waiting for her.
"Oh, there you are! I told myself: ‘That's it, the li'l girl has changed her mind.’
— No, I had to leave. I understood it wasn't for me, but the li'l ones are so.... *lowers her eyes*
— You will see: there are here grown-ups who are just as so. *gives her an elbow with a wink*
— Pecus! Rahlala, you incorrigible. Say: did you find the gazette?
— Wait, we're first going to set you up in the tower!"
He took the reins of the packers and accompanied her. Elea remained silent. She feared this moment. Certainly she will visit Kiwalie, her friend, Theya, her guard, Kity, her niece. But she knew the legionnaries were there. She often met Naveruss at the bar in the past, but she ignored her. Pecus felt that she was not well.
"Hey, move over, young people, my guest is here. Come on, li'l girl, get in there quick so I can show you your room. Right next to mine. *gives her a little slap on the booty so she'll enter* What? Don't look so surprised: if they think you're mine, they'll leave you alone."
Elea smiled and said to herself that he had thought of everything. This old Pecus who already served her the shooki when she was hunting here, on or under the bridge. They knew each other for so long that they had become friends. With each issue of the gazette, she read it with him, laughing at the bad taste of some people's clothes or when she recognized Robplus, naked like a yubo. Ah ! And the day Nilstilar's pajamas appeared, Pecus had teased her well.
"By the way, the delivery guys came by for your furniture. You've got a lot of stuff, say!
— Uh… well. You know, I move so often that I'm attached to it. Besides, I wasn't named the Rybambel delivery girl for nothing. Twice in a row under Djiper's nose, *laughs* who was grumbling.
— Bha, I was told he was always grumbling.
— If he doesn't grumble, that's cause he's sick, I'm sure.
— Well, I'll let you settle in. I booked you a place in the canteen, you'll see they make some great grilled Matis. *teases her* But nay, I know you're not a whitehorn. Ah! You're always reacting straight off to that. And then, you, who has run an inn, you could go help the cook; a good way to get yourself accepted."
Elea started unpacking and tidying up. Pecus was cute, he had booked her an apartment that looked very much like the one in the Marauder Camp. She put everything back the way it was.

III.2 Evenings without her

Elea thought about the Camp, about the pot she could smell when she went to the canteen. How good it was to put her feet under the table, with the young ones who served her. That it was good to have someone do her housework. She sat down at her desk and began to write an "evening". Then she closed the fold and hung it on Bipbip’s collar. She gave a double ration to her yubo, caressed him and said: "Go faster than Fangfang and pass through the slot near the TP". She saw him run like the wind.
Bipbip arrived at the camp and went through the main entrance, just following the mind of his own. The guards saw him pass by as if he were home. One of them nobbled him, putting him under his arm, ready to go to the kitchens.
"Hey! Back off! That one, we don't grill. The Sage said we don't touch the yubo with the purple necklace."
The guard released him. Bipbip, after having peed on the guard's leg, ran away as soon as he was let go. The guard sniffed "Ugh! An infection, a real yelk fart."
Bipbip went to the young guard who had cuddled him before he left. The guard caressed him and took the fold that was hanging on his collar. He began to read.
"Ah! She kept her word. *shouts into the camp* Message from... *stops, realizing he doesn't know her name* the seamstress! Message from the seamstress!"
Here and there, heads appear and come to settle around the campfire where evenings were held.
"Well, who can read well? *looks at the assembly but hears no one answer* We are up shit creek....
— I can try. I hope she wrote in Atysian.... I'm not good at it but I can try." *takes the dried leather and starts to read*

III.3 Discoveries

"‘When I arrived on the Matis island, I was alone…
— What is she going to talk to us about this time? *says a guard*
— Hush! Listen and we'll know *replies the young reading guard, who clears her throat and resumes*... I was alone. My mother not being Matis, she was pushed back to the Fyros island. I grew up with the Matis, these haughty homins, straight as brooms. Despite their great airs, I can recognize that they have a particular taste, or rather that they are attentive to their appearance. The homines, always with their hair pulled back, take great care of their formal outfits decorated with fine lace. But I was curious to see other things and I went to the desert. There I discovered my favorite vest.
— Han! She's talking us fashion. I don't believe it!
— What? She made your outfit, silly! Plus, she made you the color you wanted.
— Yes… *babbles* that's right, I wanted green.
— ‘The fyros one is so handy, everything is well held when I run.
— Ah, for sure, boobies are held. *says a young guard imagining the plunging neckline he loves so much*
— ‘It's all the rage with some people. Then I discovered my favorite sleeves: the fyros ones, which don't take up too much space in my bag, once rolled. Then I continued my tour of the art of jungle sewing. And there I fell in love...
— Han! With a zorai?
— ‘… the vest. And yes, a vest again. From there, I created my first outfit: my swimsuit. I was also one of the first to mix light armor elements. I really don't like this nun outfit that all Matis hominas wore; it's too well-behaved for me. Neither Tregian nor Damaa would have contradicted me. One day, I search to discover the Zorai average armor. But even in the jungle, nobody sewed it, nor even knew it. I called all the medium armor sewers on my contact list: Req, Caska, Zuran, Tsurani.... At that time, the medium armors were not worn much. They were only elements formal wear. So the few crafters who knew how to make them only did it for their guilds.
— Formal wear? Uh... I use it for dueling and shooting!
— Yeah weird. She doesn't say anything about her battle dress?
— Does she have one?
— Yes, she was wearing one when I ran into her at an OP battle.
— Rooh! The seamstress, you sure?
— Yes! She was helping the kamists but she was wearing a light one not a medium one. She was healin'. Another time, I saw her with a strange heavy one.
— Come on! Read us the rest.
— Bha, you'll have to wait until tomorrow.
— Huh? There's nothing left… She stops like that? Erf... the pickaxe."

III.4 Discoveries (continued)

"So let's see, where I left off... Ah yes, on Zuran." *she sits down at her desk*
Once her fold was finished, Elea sent it by izam to the camp.
The teenies were waiting impatiently for this famous fold that would follow the previous one. A guard shouted Here it is!’ and some little heads came out here and there and settled around the fire.
"‘Fortunately for me, Zuran had the know-how for the Zorai medium armor without ever having tested it. He made me one in white. And there ‘Wow’ I put my hands on my boobies and put on another vest.
— Hihi, Zuran must have been happy.
— ‘I never wore this vest in public, or on rare occasions. On the other hand, I found my medium outfit. It was only much later that I created my heavy one. I hunted so little with weapons that I kept, in my dressing room, an old purple heavy armor, a gift from Dwilasteh, that Molitor uh... or Paaf had crafted for me. You must remember that at the beginning I only wanted to wear purple. But one day, I invented my heavy one. It seems to me that Yzatis had the same style. Meteer made it for me with the materials I gave him. Remember: at the beginning of the first Exodus, it was difficult to find your equipment. Crafters were only producing for their House. When there were fewer crafters, I have crafted up years for everyone. It's time to give way to the young or those who complain that it's too expensive; to them I give my needles. Come on, let's go! Do your Atys. Open your market. Make your history. Night teenies.
— Han! A market where I could buy her swimsuit. *says a young guard*
— Do you think there were models at the markets? *said another guard*
— Your model, that's me! *said his homina, giving him a pat on the back of the head*
The teenies were having fun parading and talking about fanciness when suddenly the Sage arrived.
"Come on! Everyone go to your rooms! Tomorrow you have practice."
The Sage laughed as he saw them all scampering.

III.5 A misstep

The funeral of Lopyrech took place in Thesos. They ended with a round in the bar of Thesos. Everyone drank a mug or two of special 20 year old shooki in his memory. Pecus kept this drink for rare occasions. And this was one of them. Elea was one of the guests. After two mugs, her friend Pecus sent her to Pyr to warn of the delay of their group to the council that was to be held in the Agora. He also entrusted her with the task of ordering extra barrels of shooki for the next delivery. Unfortunately, when she arrived at the bar, the bartender offered her a shooki. She warned the bartender that Pecus might run out of shooki if his guests stayed there too long. He said, ‘Pecus is out? No way!’ When suddenly the Legionaries and their guests arrived.
The bartender knew them well. They chatted about this and that, about a matis trader's cart that had been turned over on the road, not far from Pyr. Everything seemed to be getting a little confused in Elea's head. The young shooki she had just drunk was making her head spin. She doesn't know how she got there, but, she gave a tap on the butt of Azazor who was stepping on her foot. Azazor glared at her. She felt rejuvenated and thought she was facing the matis of old. He grumbled. She understood that her gesture would not be forgiven. The evening went on in the Agora, listening to the interrogations of everyone about the suspicious deaths of Abycus Zekops and Thulam Cekaps. Elea was half asleep under the effect of the bad shooki of Pyr.
The next day, as a good neighbor, she decided to make amends. She prepared a basket with cookies and a good bottle of 30 year old shooki. As she couldn't find the right words to apologize, she was brief ‘Sorry, shooki sometimes doesn't suit me – Elea’. The next day, she found her basket with dried meat inside and a note she could hardly decipher ‘Akep! My specialty... taste....’ So Elea tasted this dish. It reminded her a little of the taste of the fyros baby Shen had once made her eat blindly but more bitter. To thank him and, not very convinced by this speciality, she sent a note to Azazor: ‘Thank you for these crunchy and amazing dishes.’

III.6 A misstep (end)

A few days passed, Elea still had a doubt about this specialty. She came across Naveruss and tried to talk to her about it. At first the girl was surprised to learn that Azazor had cooked a dish. Then she realized that it wasn't cooking but just dried meat. She told Elea that one day Azazor had given her some rotten meat to make her sick. And, that, as a result, she had given it back to him with a spicy meat or something else that had a great effect.
Elea was saddened, she had just understood that Azazor was not the type to forgive or was very teasing. She then asked for advice from Naveruss:
"Tell me, what does he like Azazor besides his captain?
— The shooki.
— Erf... I already offered him some with my cookies;
— Shalah... he loves boiled shalah!"
Elea left to hunt for shalah. On her return to Thesos, she came across Naveruss. She would surely help her. She put a pot on the fire and prepared the shalah stew: she broiled the hair, cut meat into pieces and threw it into the pot with shooki, sarina seeds and spicy bark. She let it come to the boil. She let taste to Naveruss who said:
"It's not bad....
— Oh! *Elea pouted* Not bad? What's missing?
— Essence of occyx!
— But it will burn...
— It's good when it smells burnt."
Elea found strange the likes of the homina. She poured essence in the bowl of Naveruss who seemed to find it better. However, Naveruss was not reassuring. She had warned Eleanide that, if it was bad, the Fyros would remember it. So she put a little more shooki and did not pour any occyx essence into the pot. Elea waited next to Naveruss for it to cool down. They chatted for a while. Naveruss sought to know what Elea wanted to be forgiven for.
"Bah! Before the council, the other day, I tasted the shooki of the bar of Pyr. But, it was a bit green and made my head spin. And unfortunately for me, Azazor had his back to me, stepping on my feet. I slapped him on the buttocks to make him push himself. Of there, he turned around like a young girl with a striking look. I thought I was looking at a Matis with a broom in his butt.
— You should have called him homina.
— Oh, I didn't dare, the way he looked at me. I thought that he would forgive this gesture under the effect of a bad shooki. But, he told me straight ‘Don't confuse friendship with tolerance.’, or something like that.
— Ralala, you make a big deal out of it, you should have hit him harder. When I slap him, he seems to like it, so I do it again."
And the two hominas chatted a little longer until Elea could take the pot to the canteen. Of course, she reserved some for Azazor in a stewpot that she had taken to her quarters, hoping that this time the beginning of forgiveness would be there.
Alas, the days passed. Elea watched. But no Azazor in sight. She questioned the gazette seller who said nothing except ‘Sorry I don't have no new gazette’. It was rumored that Azazor had locked himself up at home. Elea promised that she would no more let that Pyr shooki get her.

III.7 Drinks

Elea often hung out by the fire in Thesos, not far from the gazette seller who remained without news of Azazor. One day, a young guard said to her:
"Aren't you at the bar? You should go to the bar of FH, there are people there. The Trykers meditate there. *said the young guard with a teasing air*
— They are tasting.*said Elea with a smile*
— Huh?
—- Well, yes. Have you ever tasted that famous drink menu?
— No! I'm Fyros, it's not strong enough.
— You should, you'd find out the full extent of it. The old trykers take their teenies there to do their training. It's a tradition that shouldn't be lost. *laughs* After all, that's how they find inspiration for jokes, well and... courage for their fights too. *takes her turn to look teasing* On a day of 2534, during my stay at the Lakes, at the side of Prysma, I went to the bar to "taste" some beverages. What an idea, I had there ! After the yubo cocktail, then the psykopla liquor and especially after a few glasses of câlroch that I had found more to my taste, I slumped on one of the poufs to listen to Prysma singing. And she reported to me, the next day, that I had sung Kamidador!
— Kami... what? What's that thing?
— Uh... *smiles and clears his voice*:

I'm not afraid to walk around,
Starting from Primes' tipee peevipee,
Even though I am to kara bound
I know that someone will heal me
I don't know if someone will kill me
Someone who can't stand karas
And even less our goddess Jena
Anyway I won't move as for me
Even if kara is my home
I know I'll got healing
And if no one can come
I'll sing until morning
We've seen kamis heal pro-karas
We've seen kamis heal pro-karas ♪ ♫
I'm not afraid of damage casters
Nor of Bloudis the slaughterers
Since I'm best of yubo killers
Not to mention the big kinchers
I'd like to be the strongest
No more playing you the dead guy thing
But I've got the rendor king on chest
So just one more time I sing
Even if kara is my home
I know I'll got healing
And if no one can come
I'll sing until morning
We've seen kamis heal pro-karas
We've seen kamis heal pro-karas ♪ ♫

Grunts could be heard around her.
"Hey! You! What are you singing? *said an old guard challenged by some words*
— An old song. *said Pecus who was passing by with a protective tone* Here, have some shooki instead of growling. *turning to him and handing him a bottle of shooki* And the canteen, Elea? Did you forget it? It's time, you' re expected there.
— Ah yes, it's almost time for the barracks to eat.
— What? She's the new canteen girl?
— Bha! Wake up, it's been more than a season that she serves you at the canteen.
— I don't watch the Matis…
— Take a better look at her, you'll see that she's not." *says Pecus*

III.8 Cooking

"Hey canteen girl! Have you finished singing?
— Hihi yes for today, it's over. I risk making it rain sap otherwise. *smiles*
— Your bodoc stew wasn't bad last time but it lacked a little something.
— Ah?
— Drop by Lydix Deps, at ‘The Yubo's Paw’, he'll have some tips to give you."
Elea kept bad memory of her time at Pyr's bar. But, to satisfy the guard and her taste buds, she went there.
"Oren'p, canteen girl! So, you've come to attract the thunder of some Fyros again?
— No, I was sent to you for cooking tips.
— Oh, you mean drinks tips? *already offering him a glass of awful shooki*
— I am taker of your tricks, but, your shooki, without offending you, I will avoid it….
— Here! Take this one, the last time it went sour. What do you know about drinks? — Uh… I have a list. *hands him the list cataloging the drinks*
— Yeah, you already know quite a few and I know you get your supplies from Pecus. I have nothing to teach you. Go see Ba'Naer Liffan at the Fairmarket Fork bar."
Elea tore a pact towards Fairhaven. She headed for the bar, greeting with her usual smile the homins she knew on her way.
"Kikoo Ba'Naer.
— Oulla! The pickaxe throweress back in my bar?
— Hihi, No. Lydix sent me to you. He told me that you would have some cooking tips to give me.
— Well, it's simple, you add a little honey and shookilat to your sauces. It makes them rounder and smoother.
— Are you sure you're talking about sauces? *smiling at him teasingly* The fyros guard thinks my dishes lack whip.
— For the whip, go see your friend Kiwalie. *laughs* Add a little fermented milk in your recipes. You'll see, it will make them change their mind. Don't put beer, they find it too bitter. These Fyros… they can't do without us. After all, we opened the water route with them!*"
Elea thanked and greeted Ba'Naer. As she tore her pact towards Thesos, she heard:
"Don't forget to sign up for the Atys' Biggest Beer Drinker Contest, or the bar crawl next time. It'll be nice to see you hanging out here again."
But she was already concocting, in her head, the evening's fare.

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* See pages 3, 5 & 6 of Gazette du Désert #1

III.9 Cooking (continued)

"Raah! I tasted a pitcher you left lying around in the kitchen, brrrr t'was awful. *the young guard says*
— Hihi, good morning. The fermented milk? Surely yubo with mustard is better.
— Uh... You're talking about cooking here, right?
— Yes. *smiles*
— But you have a tame yubo, don't you? *cuts her off*
— Yes Bipbip is my most faithful companion. He follows me everywhere. Well... he stays in my bag whenever there is danger. *laughs*
— Is he the one who pees everywhere?
— But no! *smiles* He is kind and has a heart. He bites the calves of naughty homins coming too close and he pees on the skirts of naughty hominas.
— Hey! He's going to cook in the pot if he does that to me.
— You'd have to catch him first.
— But he eats yubo too?
— No, he's a vegan. I'm the one who eats yubo with mustard. At first, it was Shen who cooked me a frippo with mustard. And he was the one who wanted to introduce me to a restaurant run by the Fédération du commerce. But the cook had cracked, he had left the Federation. Well... I understand his guild, he never changed the menu.
— Do you have other recipes than frippo?
— Wow! Yes, I have a whole book of old recipes from ‘Au Yubo Sevré’ time. There's the Lakes' pepitryks.
— Uh… What's that?
— The ancestor of Kiwalie's cookie. *smiles* And then, saucyzon, dried sausage of yubo and stinga, kincher skewers with honey, messab stew… not as good as the shalah stew I cooked for you.
— Ah, your stew… it lacked a little fire. Hey! What's the ‘Yubo Sevré’?
— Ah, that...*sighs* An inn I used to run in the forest with Kresouille and Glorfindou." *Elea answers as she leaves for the watchtower with a wistful look*

III.10 Au Yubo Sevré

"So this inn? With Kressouille? *asks Pecus*
— Oh I see the rumors are reaching as far as you. *laughs*
— What would you want… So you tell me?
— There was Kresselack, known as Kressouille the Rogue, he was always lurking under my skirt when I was dying in the Roots. He would say, ‘You never know, there might be a mob hiding there.’ Glorfindel, called Glorfindou the Imp, would check with him. Yet, they both knew they were entitled to the pickaxe shot once I was got up.
— All perverts these Matis! *said Pecus laughing*
— Two endearing rogues, always available to escort me in Roots or on rides, where the spots were aggro. In those days, the kirosta patrols had a very good view. You could barely move and they'd spot you at 125 meters.
— You were only three in the inn?
— No, I also lodged Minimag and Toray, two old ones and friends of Kresselack and Glorfindel. Then, as they were bored, they wanted to form small ones. And came Fee, Nesryl and Dadedo. They were, at least first, inseparable. Toray was playing the nanny. *laughs*
— Well, you were running a guild then?
— Nope! I had specified, from the beginning: *takes a big voice* ‘You want to train little ones, OK: I lodge them, feed them but you train them. I don't take care of them.’ They liked my cooking so much that they squatted in my inn for a few years. They loved the yubo with mustard and the gingo ribs with honey. The yubos, that's what I called my regulars, often asked for grilled bodoc ribs with caprice seed sauce… Ah, and frippo in shooki sauce with its psykoplas salad.
— But, are they gone?
— Yes! Finally, I had become attached to them. They grew up. Fee was the first to leave through the Roots. By dint of hunting in the Lakes, Dadedo decided to live there with his wife Hannadiha. He became a fervent tryker karavaneer. Nesryl fell in love with Fyros art. She began by asking me only for Fyros armor and weapons, then became a beautiful and respected akenak.
— What about the old ones?
*rit* Well, upon my return from a very long journey, they had joined the Gardiens du Savoir, a new kara guild that was held by Zenox, a friend, and the young Nanouh. My yubos had all returned to their path." *smiles as he drinks one last shooki*

III.11 Cooking (end)

"You closed your inn after your friends left? *said Pecus the next night*
— No, I cooked for others. I traveled around Atys to discover new dishes when, while visiting Nesryl, in the desert, I found a honey-based recipe: caramel. I was making a thick sheet of it that I chopped in small dices. I proposed some on the markets. That's how a trykette, called Stcentor, ordered some every week, for her mount who loved it.
— Did you offer other sweets in the market?
— I often offered small shookilats and caramels. I accompanied them with the famous coffee of Zoreille. It is him who had made me discover this hot drink during long sessions of drilling in Towerbridge. Ah! And sometimes, I proposed the liqueur of psykoplas that I knew thanks to Shen. But, I always proposed your shooki liqueur and particularly your special vintage aged in elm barrels that I bring you back from the Forest. Maybe that's what gave it a special, round taste. Later, I closed the inn because I didn't feel like cooking anymore.
— Oh that's a pity. I would have liked to taste the mustard Bipbip. *looks at the yubo and laughs*
— Come on! Bipbip is way too old, his meat would be too dry. *strokes the yubo to reassure him*
— Hey, weren't you making Matis recipes? Like grilled baby Fyros?
— Ah, the legends… Shen gave me a taste of it one day without my knowledge; I went to sulk for a week in Roots. When I came back, he was holding Fanfang. Later, my li'l Nesryl, one of my protégés, told me what she lived a little in the desert in her garrison. Rallala, when I think of it: of the suckling Matis with shooki! Grrrrrrrrrr. Ah, this little akenak really surprised me with her choices. *sighs* My great despair… When she grew up, she only wanted to wear Fyros outfits. The height of shame for a seamstress auntie." *sighs*

III.12 Reporters and magazines

"Hey, seamstress! You dropped this last time. *hands her a Gazette du Désert*
— Ah thank you, our favorite reading with Pecus.
— Pecus?
— Vi my old barman friend in Thesos. By the way, he has known the first reporter of Atys.
— Ah? It was a long time ago?
— Ouch, MVG was the greatest reporter of the early days. In 2525, he reported the Kitin invasion of the First Great Swarm and then then made reports starting with If you missed... on all the events in Atys. For example: this one, or these four. This reporter, who never took off his helmet, was very popular.
— Oh! He was afraid to take your pickaxe in the face?
— *laughs* In those days, I was not yet in that habit. The first press I knew was La Nouvelle Feuille d'Atys. In fact, it was there before I arrived on the continent, in 2525. Alas, I have no trace of this sheet, I was far too young to think of storing all that stuff. On the other hand, I have a few copies of the one of Prysma and her friends in the lakes, in 2527: La Gazette des Grands Lacs, where daily events were reported. Then, there was my faithful friend Misugi who made great reports with a musical background.
— The Misugi who made tournaments?
— Yep, himself, since ever he liked to roam Atys looking for sceneries for some adventures. For example theassault of a kitins' lair, or the fight between two houses, ou encore des magic moments. Then, in 2532, appeared another gazette, in another register: La Gazette du Tryker Souriant. The ‘newspaper’ was written by MacFay, a Tryker well known for his polemics, as when he launched rumors of trafficking, of defectors.... For tonight, we will finish with my favorite report, the one Misugi shot during our Great Exodus from 2540 to 2542: Atys fly. I kept the cube.

III.13 Reporters and magazines (end)

"Bankun the seamstress! You tell us about the magazine?
— Kikoo teenies! Which one?
— Bha! The one you are holding in your hands preciously.
— Ah! It's old, it dates from 2537. It was the first time I saw the homins snatching a magazine: Playhomin.
— Ah? Hey! show me this. *pulling one of the magazines out of her hands* Roh, the pretty fyrette!!
— Yes... Helys was one of the prettiest fyrettes but also a trickster. She was the one who created the Disciples de Bremmen who organized a black market. She also offered the services of her guild.
— Oh, as courtesans? Wow, cool!
— But nah! As mercenaries. The Cosa were the nexts…. Well, back to our reporters. There was StCentor who, in addition to being a great event host, did a report sur chacune de ses animations. on each of her events. Then, in 2552, I came across a very consensual paper, L'Écorce Fraîche, which replaced the street criers before being itself replaced by the Gazette d'Atys which had the privilege of announcing the Night of the Stars. Alas, it disappeared as quickly as it had appeared. Finally came Azazor, our savior. At last a gazette with some spice: La Gazette du Désert. We were in 2588.
— Wow it's that old?
Azazor sometimes would like to retire. But, he wouldn't want his gazette to stop. There has been Refya too, and her Atys mag, in 2593.
— Ah! yes, Atys mag, we can't find it anymore....
— Alas, no more publication since a while. I hope that Azazor will hold on. I used to read his gazette with Pecus. It would be a pity if this ‘tradition‘ was lost, like Atys fleur was lost…. In the meantime go to Thesos.
— To see your friend Pecus the barman?
— But, no! *smiles* go buy the latest Gazette from Piion Boethus who likes to crash near the central campfire."

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Below are some samples of the magazines mentioned: Front page of Playhomin #1, Front page of Playhomin #2, Atys mag 001, Atys mag 002 et Atys mag Special-issue.

III.14 Marriages

Eleanide received a letter from the Marauder camp. She sat down at her desk to read it. Not seeing her anymore along the roads around, the young guards were asking for her news. Elea had stayed at home, tired of her daily routine. Wanting to please them, she decided to tell them, at last, about her marriages.
"‘Come on, I'm not going to make you pine any longer about weddings and customs. Let's see... it's a long story that started with the first marriage I heard of: that of Psylvia and Aranuk in 2523. Les anciens nous contèrent leur union. Ah Matis weddings and parties....
— Raah ! She is doing it on purpose. She doesn't talk about her marriages....
— Let me take over, maybe she'll talk about it later. You curious! *she resumes the thread of writing, stammering here and there* … ‘There was also the first gay marriage which was very famous in the Forest, because one of the grooms, Akumu was a very good crafter of light armors and his future husband Eorlan, a valorous warrior, two proud Alkianes. Then, the rumor ran of a d'wedding in the Jungle, that of Mysomya and Shy, in 2525. There were also weddings in Lakes, which respected the traditions of Atys, such as that of Luth and Paera. The guests then had to respect the color code. For the Trykers, it was blue, the Zorai, purple, the Matis, green and the Fyros, beige. Tryker weddings always ended with a visit to the Fairhaven bar. When I first heard rumors of a wedding in the Desert, it was from a crier. That ones were followed by a party in the Agora, tournaments, duels, or midnight baths in the hammam.
— Ah! The hammam! *smiles a young guard* There is a beautiful damsel there.
— Shhh!! *says a young guard smiling*
— ‘… In those days, there was no janitor, no masseuse, no old pervert. The hammam was peaceful but never empty. There was always a group of homins chatting there. I even had trouble finding empty places to bathe.
— Alone or with Shen? *says a guard, laughing*
— ‘After long drilling sessions or after a hard OP battle, I liked to relax in the quiet there. Alas, since the day the old pervert appeared, I no longer set foot there.
— Yeah, my foot! I'm sure she was going there with her lover!
— Here, that's all. *said the reader before passing the present ones some sheets*
— What! It is already finished? What about her wedding?
— Yes… the letter ends so.
— Ah! Fuck! Even far from us, she leaves us on our hunger….

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Below are copies of the excerpts from her archives attached by Elea to her mailing: Luth and Paera marriage, Itchi and Atrynx marriage and Lakes weddings.

III.15 Marriages: my first husband

The young people saw Bipbip enterthe camp. They followed him to the campfire. The young guard took the message hanging on his collar and began to read:
"‘In the temple days, there were many marriages. There was that of Amie and Syrus, and I heard of a marriage on Silan as well: that of Funrale, a young Fyros with a beautiful Fyrette, Ahealia. Alas, Funrale had to make a long journey and, on his return, Ahealia had disappeared. A sad story... a bit like my marriages.
— Ah finally! *said with a sigh of relief a young guard*
— Huh? Did you hear that? She wrote ‘my marriages’. She had several?
— ‘In 2528, I got married with Shenshantag, a dark handsome Matis. We made a long journey together on Atys and elsewhere. Often at the side of his house: the Cercle des Profondeurs d'Atys. We were drilling, hunting, fighting on OP together. We got married in 2530, after the temples. But, after a long trip we made together, when we came back in 2534, everything was different. I had changed, and so had he. We had grown up. He discovered Fangfang, for whom he left me.
— Oh! Who was Fangfang?
— ‘Fangfang, that damn machine gun, he dragged it around. If he could have slept with it, he would have done it. That's why you never see me with a gun. So I took refuge in Primes. I drilled night and day. Until the day when an old friend reappeared, Saeveas, a wanderer, faithful to himself, who reconciled me with the homins. He was neutral, solitary, loving freedom, like me. He loved to go for walks. We often went to Virginia Falls, far from everything. He was also a fine war strategist who wanted to discover other places. Then he left quietly for new countries, as he had done before, quietly.
— Oh! She's having bad luck.
— ‘Time passed, my pickaxe never far away. I plunged back into drilling. This time, I worked on my harvest and helped the li'l ones. That's how I found, at random in the paths of the Grove of Confusion, in 2536, Polo, the petticoat hunter. I tried to find him a homine. At that time, Alquief named me ‘The Matchmaker’. But, Polo threw his heart on me. He made me laugh by running after me and looking for my butt. I remember that, as soon as he was approaching, I put my long dress over my zoraï outfit to annoy him. And he kept lifting or pulling on it to get it down.’"
The guards laughed.
"‘With him I was hunting a lot of the Nameds. He was loving that. Since he wanted to make our relationship official, I had to ask for my freedom from Shen, to whom I was still married. It was a very heartbreaking moment.
— Well… then with Saeveas? Roh… the naughty girl!
— Shhh!
— ‘But I didn't get married again. I needed my freedom. I went back on a long journey. When I returned in 2542, Polo gave me flowers, but the magic was gone. I stayed focused on my drilling and crafting, not stopping to help the li'l ones. I think that's when my nickname ‘Auntie’ appeared.
— She stayed alone?
— Well, I don't know, it stops here.
— Han! The trickster!"

III.16 Marriages : my second husband

"So, do we have the rest? Who was next?
— ‘Since ever, I was keeping in touch with the ‘Cercle’, helping their li'l ones. I used to hang out with them a lot: Phyli, Mutenroshi, Sylvannas, Belldandy, Dorcile… We were hunting Kings and Nameds. Well, as for me, I used to eat popcorn as soon as they went fight on OP or trained in combat. But I was one of them. That's how I met Bouigyssimo, a Fyros, a bit of a lout, who made a lot of enemies at one time. He was so touching, so endearing. It is him who, much later, when the old ‘Cercle’ members had left, took over the guild and made it a real ‘mafia’: the Cosa Nostra. He called himself Don Bouigyssimo.
— Am I dreaming or is she not telling us who's next?
— Han! Be patient!
— ‘I used to craft a lot for them. I helped them as best I could, even if I didn't agree with them. I watched them grow up together, loyal to the guild. The guild became Cosa Nostra. It was impetuous, and every member was part of the family. Many names are still known today: Djaimse, Markanjio, Rhythmix, Typhanix, Maxenc, Rissa. Over the years, a friendship grew between them and me. As the months went by, Boui chased me. The more I pushed him away, the more he clung to me. One day in 2552, he said: ‘Marry me!’’
— Ah finally! So what? This scoundrel, she really married him?
— ‘I was very surprised and touched but I was not crazy: I knew very well that he was running after several skirts at the same time of which Schetana, who became a friend with the time. I answered him: ‘If you promise that I will be the only one of your heart.’ He agreed to court only one female: me. I was very surprised but he kept his word. Saeveas came back on purpose to attend my wedding at the Grove of Confusion. Phyli made then a very pretty priestess. Taraforest, also returned on purpose, was my witness. I miss this rascal with this pirate's hat which never left its noggin of Matissa. That day, many old-timers came by to congratulate us for this strange and surprising combination. All talked about ‘the beast and the pickaxe’. That's how I became the ‘godmother’ of the Cosa, as they said. I changed my head for the first time: I dyed my hair red like my brother's and I left my long skirts. What one does not make for love... I took care of his house as best I could until he left. I kept an eye on some of his protégés, I think of Typhanix, Maxenc, Markanjio and many others. But, not agreeing with Radamanthe, the new leader, I regained my freedom little by little. I got again my calm, my tranquility with Bipbip and my Primes.
— Han ! À nouveau seule…" *dit un garde*

III.17 The loves

"‘Kikoo teenies ! Come on, last night to talk about my lovers and we move on.
— What? She married another one?
— ‘After Boui, I met someone who gave me his full attention, well... after his guild. And yep! Another one! But, after all, I have been in love with them because they were faithful to their house. It was their duty to protect and defend their house or their camp. He too was Cosa. So, I could not but know him. It was much later that our romance was born. I was one of the judges for the election of Miss and Mister Atys 2556.
— Oh, the year of the calendar? You think it's in there? Say, we still have that calendar ? *asks a curious young guard*
— She is clever, the seamstress, she sent us one with this missive. *says the reader as she opened the next fold*
— So which one is it?
— Bah we don't know... Wait, I'm reading the following... Jessayaneo! *searches in the calendar and shows the first page*
— Pfff, another Matis, Jessayaneo.
— ‘At first, since he had recently returned, I was looking for a girlfriend to go with him. Among the female participants of the election. Misugi was amused to see me doing. And Jess was having fun with me, to each homina that I presented to him, he found a thousand and one flaws. When the election was over, I had not been able to find a homina for him. So I asked him the question: But what are you looking for? And he answered me, right in the eyes, You. I entered then in swoon...
— Didn't she see that he had her in mind?
— ‘… because I thought I was too pickaxe for him. He took care of me, pushed me to hunt again, helping me to work my neutralizing magic without asking me anything in return. I must admit that it was a change for me. I asked for nothing but to be with them, by their side. Jess showed me that a homin could also give and share. That reminded me of Saeveas and his friendship, his kindness. Unfortunately, Jess was a headshomin. He became the chief of the Cosa and then the leader of the Karavan. And his time was precious. The little we had to ourselves, we spent it chatting and walking around. He was more and more focused on his duty, leaving me behind little by little, and I took my freedom back. One day, he disappeared like the others, without a word. In my turn, I made a long journey then returned to the Bark. But I did not feel well, I did not recognize this Atys. So I made another journey, even longer, even further. And here I am again, in 2588, after this long journey with a lot of memories in my head. At random roads I found, little by little, my friends, here or there. I don't know what idea took me to want to visit the Marauders' camp: when I managed to reach the stable I took a severe beating!
— Oh! Did we do that? *a guard takes an innocent look and smiles*
— ‘Yes, yes, you did hit me! *they imagine her rubbing her tushy, which still remembers the beating* But you were only doing your duty, eh... That's when I was relieved and protected by an old acquaintance from the desert, whom I had known from the time he was with the Rôdeurs guild…
— Oh! Oshimaru healed her?
— ‘… : Oshimaru recognized me, as bloody as I was, and bandaged my wounds. The rest you know. Here, you finally know the history of my loves. At last... the official one.
— Where is he anyway?
— Hey! Did you hear that? She said official! Oh, she's so slippery. She still has secrets...."

III.18 Silan today

Elea, returning from her trip, went to see her friend Pecus to ask him to tell her the gossip of Atys. He told her some great news:
"Hey, Elea... did you disappear from Atys or what?
— Yes, I had a little restful trip. So, what's new on the Bark?
— The whitehorns have discovered a new tunnel.
— Oh?
— Yeah…. For once they're doing something right.
— And? This tunnel?
— It leads to Silan.
— Oh!
— Yep. The entrance is at GoC, where you are used to loot your salad and roast big jugulas.
— Okey! I'll go check it out. See you later."
Elea set out for Yrkanis where she took the new tunnel that led her to the Grove of Confusion. After leaving the tunnel, she took the road to the west of the Grove. Let's go! An accel, an invu and she arrived on the spot. She chatted with the guard who warned her that there were often small rockslides when one went through the tunnel. While she was talking with the guard, she noticed that the Matis were leaving the access to the tunnel free. She appreciated this hominist gesture very much. Perhaps there had been agreements made in her absence. She entered the tunnel in her turn.
"Hum... I gained weight or what? But! How a blue could pass by there? Well, oki, the drillers had to work fast but... It is not yet that..."
Elea gave gave some pickaxe blows here and there, got a small rockslide, but, finally, there was light....
Silan looked like a dream she had had long ago. Everything looked like an old dream.
"But! Wasn't there a kirosta around here? Oh! The kipestas…. Rah! But no yubo here. Bipbip! Stay in the bag! Let's see, where is this passage? Ah! I hear lappings, it's over there."
She remembers, this dream was a brief memory that she had wanted to erase from her memory after the Exodus. To start all over again… to erase everything… how could she had? She would have preferred to forget this step and to resume the course of her life as before… but it turned out otherwise. So she went ahead and erased this memory.
Ah, Silan… Kity, her niece, had talked to her a lot about it, at length. She remembered her adventures and smiled while walking on Silan to discover this corner so secret until now for her.

III.19 Silan in the past*

A homina was traveling through Atys. Suddenly, she discovered a passage to unknown territory. She said to herself, "Not even afraid.", and rushed headlong into it. And there… BING! Silan, the territory where everything had to be redone, to be relearned. No matter, she thought, there, everyone would meet, discover, and grow. So she would do the same and Chiang would be her guide.
So she was in a city that included four camps and a few stables:

— The Fyros Sage was busy training in the art of melee. She murmured: "Ralala, these great and brave warriors!" then thought "Look, he didn't show me range weapons... too bad, they're cute.";
— the Zoraï Sage guided her in magic. Alas, she strayed from the right path by taking the healing training… "Not even afraid.";
— the Matis Sage knows ‘well’ the craft "But damn! He annoys me: he makes me craft that of the Fyros, when I like much the li'l Zozo oufits. " ;
— Ah, the li'l Tryker, he's cute. Without pretension, he made her discover drilling: "Hum... I think he forgot to tell me that the sources... BOOM ! [...] Raah, moreover he is teasing, since my level 50, I drill only forest. Grrrr these Matis."

The homina also discovered the territory, thanks to her curiosity but also to the missions of her trainers:

— The city was in the south. Only a few small ragus could taunt the homine. Although… the homin is sometimes a vile predator. One day while she was drilling in the arena she was jostled. "Raah! The vile one didn't dare to deal with my pickaxe or my axe."
— To the east, the ruins revealed a bygone past, a throne room, some looters. "Not so rich they are, only 250 dappers a head. Tssst, a junk." Then she remembered what the Sages had taught her about the different peoples, about the Karavan and the Kamis, about the goo, about the experiments done…
— In the northwest, she discovered this famous goo and its fauna "Rooh ! How beautiful it is." *looking at the frippo* "Ouch, ouch ! But it bites me this rascal…" In fact it is contaminated. It's a nauseous one, was told later. "Eh, tell me! What does to you a dominant occyx (Q35)?" *she asks innocently* "I'll look into it real quick."
— To the northeast, an island abounds with crays including a dominant one (Q35). But more importantly, it reveals a tunnel towards the jungle.
— There you will find the old ones drilling, the hunters.*the homina hops on the spot* "Super! Lots of mobs," *eyes wide* "Lots of ‘not even afraid’ aggros, of mats and (rooh, but it's the kiki forest) kipee, kizoar and kipesta… Rooh, and look there…" *eyes shining at the sight of the dominant kirosta (Q50)* "I want it, I want it!"

And the homins, you'll ask me? Well, there are some good-looking ones, some nice ones, some pexers, and some stubborn ones. Fortunately, some of them are there to help and guide the young refugees who want to.
Some just want to listen "Tssst, not for me that, no need for help. Not even afraid!" and there, a li'l call is heard in the region "Heal plzz to the ruins. Raah... the vile javings!" *makes herself as small as able*
But the homina remembers how the mainland was, much larger than Silan Island, with its verdant Matis gardens in the forest "Ah... and the li'l mice.", its sunsets over the Fyros desert with a few scorpions here and there, *also thinks about the hamam and blushes* its sunrises over the blue expanses of the Tryker lakes "And its li'l blue birds exploding.", or that goo contaminating this sick country where the Zoraïs philosophize. She could travel on foot, on the back of a toub "Ah, my brave Kalisto who waits for me in the stable." or by TP.
That's also weapons like grenade launchers, crossbows or other special weapons, spells where you jump three meters high and throw electricity, fire, etc., mobs "Rooh, the meow of the gubani, it's so cute. Even more than the yubo that pees on our leg.", precious mats for beautiful amps at 100%. "Hey! Talk about the outfits!" *nudging me* Oki think about that golden Tryker outfit, and that white heavy Zoraï or that dodge 2 outfit or the one...*she won't end ever* [...]
So, you ("Who me? *astonished look*): discover Atys, don't hesitate to ask questions in the region, listen to the wise Chiang and his accomplices. But don't listen to the sanctimonious. And it doesn't matter if you are Fyros, Matis, Zoraï or Tryker (" Hey ! What is she talking about, I Fyros, I kamist, I to not like Matis, even less karavaniers… Ah nah… It's not that?") *teasing look*. It doesn't matter. And it doesn't matter if you die, someone will come to pick you up then, nevermind, hop: you take yourself in hand, you pick yourself up and set off again. "Yeah! And then you rush again headlong!"<br

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* [HRP] This text dates back to the time when Silan appeared.

III.20 The wheel

One day, at the detour of Thesos, Elea was challenged by a Tryker:
"Hey Elea! Have you seen the new wheel?
— Ah yes the wheel… I still remember the day when the Company of the Fortunate Gubani was installed in every capital. After a few months, some people were addicted. A shocking article, ‘Wheel of Fortune: drug or scam?’, even appeared in the #2 issue of the PlayHomin newspaper when the wheel was created in 2537.
— Oh true? The wheel is such an old scam?
— And yes a scam… Finally are stingy these Trykers, I never earned my yubo. Fortunately, a protegee, Makita offered me my yubo Bipbip.
— Han! Bipbip, the dirt that bites or pees on calves? What? Is it so old, this mutt?
— Yes indeed! He's been keeping me company for ages. So this wheel, did you get any feedback?
— Yeah the Company did a check on the old Trykers who were holding the wheel. You'll see what they found... and all the winning lots were in their apartments…
— Han! Told you they were hustlers!
— So they were fired and sent into exile to tame and care for new mounts in perpetuity, in the jungle. I've heard of gubanis.
— Wow cool, I love the little squeaks of the gubanis, so cute. Ah that reminds me of when we were talking about the mounts back in the day. Well, what about the wheels then, who's turning them?
— Well they had to change all the wheels so the new Tryker croupiers at the Gubani couldn't cheat anymore. And they added new winning lots to make up for it.
— Ah nice that… I hope they put my hat on, I miss it.
— Well there are frames, wigs, pets, furniture for the apartment.…
— Ohhhh! Well, I'm going to go chat with the new Tryker, maybe I'll manage to bribe him with my tokens.
— Ah sorry, tokens have changed.
— What? My tokens are gone?
— No, there are new tokens with different values but you can exchange your old ones for new ones.
— Phew!
— Yes, and you can bet one or five tokens per wheel spin. That way you increase your chances of winning.
— Okay, I'll remember. Well, I'm off to see it. See you soon.
— Good luck Elea."


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Memoirs of a homina